I'm corresponding with a scammer right now, bantering back and forth!
Trying to set a 'booby' trap for him!
Just some random videos to bring smile to your face
Be with someone who you don't have to hide from, in any way.
Whether it's your morning face before you've put your make-up on, an embarrassing story to tell about something that happened on your way home, or an ambition you've had since you were six......
Make sure you end up with someone who knows all of it and still loves you.
A person you can tell your whole life to is a person worth spending a life with.
Somewhere between what she survived, and who she was becoming, was exactly where she was meant to be.
She was starting to love the journey and find the comfort in the quiet corners of her wildest dreams.
They say people don't change.......well, she wasn't always this way. Even if she didn't change the entire world, she would change her part of it and she would affect the people she shared it with.
A butterfly whose wings have been touched can indeed still fly. Whether something was meant to be, or meant to leave, didn't matter as much anymore.
She would soak up the sun, kiss the breeze and she would fly regardless...........
J.Raymond
Everyone wants to shine, everyone wants to be the sun and give warmth and celebrate the good days of joy and clear skies.
It's easy to be around when the weather is great and life seems perfect but I would rather be a moon in your life and be there for you when the darkness befalls. I'd rather be the light when it's cold and lonely and everyone has gone home.
I want to be that person you can always count on. I want to be the refection in the water you see when the forest is echoing in silence, when it's too cold to bare your burdens and you feel like no one understands.
I want to be the moon you look forward to see rising every night, the light that dispels all the scary shadows and illusions in your life.
The permanence no one in the past has shown you but I will.
Everyone will want to be a Sun in your sky but I'd rather be your Moon.
- Will "Story" Rivera
Does she scare you a little? Good. She should make you fear her love so that when she lets you be a part of it, you won't take it lightly. She should remind you of the power that beauty brings, that storms reside in her veins and that she still wants you in the middle of it all.
Do not take this soul for granted for she is fierce and she can take you places that you never thought you could go but she is still loving in the midst of it all, like the calm rain after a storm, she can bring life.
Learn her, and cherish her. Respect her and love her. For she is so much more than a pretty face, she is a soul on fire.
Hilarious guest post from Harper of ClickDateRepeat.com! Enjoy…
Online dating is absurd. Don’t get me wrong, I’m completely addicted to it, but the things people think are acceptable to post in their profiles blow my mind.
It’s beyond the realm of human reasoning to imagine someone coming up to you at a coffee shop, skipping pleasantries and introductions, and asking you, “How many nice seafood dinners would it take to turn you into a bedroom acrobat in my house for years to come?” (This is a real OkCupid message that I received yesterday afternoon.) Thus, Red Flags are somewhat easier to spot online than in “real life.” However, for those of you who are considering online dating, here’s what to watch for:
#1 “I’ll tell you later”
The “I’ll tell you later” on Match.com has equivalents on other dating sites, such as OkCupid’s “—.” Assume the worst about anything that says “I’ll tell you later.” No one leaves “Smoker” blank if they hate cigarettes. No one leaves “Drugs” blank if they hate drugs. More importantly, if someone leaves their relationship status blank, they’re most likely in one, if not married. If they leave “children” blank, they really have 3. End of discussion.
#2 They have a terrible username
Girls: If his username is something along the lines of “JackInYourBox” has the word “c*m” in it, or ends in the number 69, stop right there. I don’t care how cute he is. Even the most perverted guys I know wouldn’t stoop that low.
Guys: If her username is “Marriage_Material”, “Looking4love” or something else equally as desperate, she is delusional and going to cling to you like a boa constrictor. Don’t go for it unless you like scrapbooks and those picture booths that predict what your children will look like.
#3 They have “a great sense of humor”
If someone actually has a great sense of humor, they will use their bio space to make you laugh, not tell you how funny they are. I’ve seen hilarious profiles. They never say, “I have a great sense of humor.” They f*cking prove it. Duh.
#4 They only have one picture… of their face
I don’t care if their profile info says they are “athletic and toned” – if they only have one picture, and it’s only of their face, this person is overweight. If they are not overweight, there is probably something else horrendously wrong with their body that they don’t want you to see. Either way, not worth finding out.
#5 They like “long walks on the beach”
This should be self-explanatory. Saying you “like long walks on the beach” is the biggest cliché of all time, and yet somehow like 50% of people on dating websites will say this in their bio. There is nothing wrong with walking on the beach. In my opinion, if you don’t like walking on the beach, there is something wrong with you. That being said, if you can’t think of anything more original to say in your profile, you’re probably flat, uncreative, and boring.
#6 Bathroom Pics
We all know bathroom mirror pics are lame and borderline creepy. However, consider this: if the person you’re talking to doesn’t even have one picture of themself out doing something fun with their friends, and thus had to resort to putting up 5 pictures that they took in their bathroom the same day they made their profile, they’re probably either not very fun, or don’t have any friends. Most likely both.
Can you spot the lone unicorn?
"Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.”- Elle Lothlorien,
Alice in Wonderland