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English is so weird Limericks by sound, and by spelling - There once was an old man from York who took a fat pig...	1,004	15	Feb 2019
Changing my description, sigh I've described myself as "a few extra pounds" from the start but I could always have stood to lose a...	1,704	65	Mar 2019
Don't let the old man in. Not today. And if he pushes in anyway, don't let him make himself at home! How old would you be, if you did...	2,456	75	Jun 2019
Taken for granted A friend of mine has been having a right whinge about her daughter-in-law using her as an on-tap bab...	1,142	29	Jun 2019
Beauty - or, those who cannot do, teach. So this morning I tried a little, a very little, shea butter on my hair. It no longer looks like an...	1,625	52	Apr 2019
if you were born a boy or a girl, what are you now ... There's some weird stuff happening in UK schools and the Daily Mail has got very overexcited about i...	1,580	34	May 2019
Thanks ... I saw this today and blinked and read it again and hello? Although this isn't a blog likely to gener...	939	12	May 2019
Talking to ourselves Me: I can’t have told you, I had some really good news about (insert topic here) DD: yes you did...	670	17	Jun 2019
Reviews ... and why we read them ... There's the puff review - this is the best product / hotel / restaurant / book I ever came across wh...	790	-	May 2019
Another brick in the wall Imagine .... going to school in a class with a maximum of 20 pupils, no streaming, and the same t...	792	24	May 2019
old dog vestibular disease Wednesday she was fine - she's old, a little wobblier in the mornings than in years of yore, but liv...	1,206	22	May 2019
There goes the neighbourhood so how many of yeah wanna be all right abought everything with your opinion *** Video evidence at...	1,011	31	May 2019
Wot's thet? Big 7 Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the world - I feel I could make some safe money ta...	2,308	79	May 2019
a kind of magic Big brand new rented car parked in narrow road. Add Spanish drivers, who are not always wonderful. M...	891	23	Apr 2019
When world leaders, past, present, or wannabe, take on a challenge The challenge is to turn the colour yellow to red. Wonder if anyone will recognize any of my att...	789	15	Apr 2019
When Solitaire's the only game in town More and more people in their 30s and 40s are choosing to be alone, to have a social network but no...	1,142	22	Apr 2019
Why hug? That's fairly recent, the whole hugging thing, when I was younger (and mammoths roamed the earth, I...	1,873	85	Mar 2019
April Fool! April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the y...	887	18	Apr 2019
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd –...	508	2	Mar 2019
Some guy called Obama I looked wistfully back at March 2016 and guess what, there were 3 - only THREE - political blogs o...	2,626	99	Mar 2019
Perfect gifts – edited from week-to-go to Got one! last comments There was a joke suggestion on FB re the perfect Christmas gift for writers so naturally I re-posted...	2,369	92	Dec 2018

Avoiding the troll blog but for those who took my comments personally, Art, Bekard - to be 60 or 70 or 80 does not make one...	950	20	Feb 2019
Perceptions, people. Don’t even think of responding until you have read the bottom line. It was created by someone with...	814	27	Dec 2018
Become famous - upset people. It's so today. There’s a post on FB doing the rounds – the average Brit pensioner gets £79 a week, the average asyl...	840	29	Jan 2019
Young kids nowadays can identify any number of corporate logos cannot identify leaves from trees in their own garden...	1,806	73	Jan 2019
You've slept with HOW many people? Hundreds. HUNDREDS. Oh, I know you wouldn’t dream of having sex with a stranger without a condom...	1,996	34	Nov 2015
Graduating from CS school CS really is like a school - all the way from kindergarten to graduation. Okay, an odd one. We have...	3,307	107	Feb 2016
Haggle for love? So - I finally got my salary offer for relocating - let's call it 15% on existing salary. Thanks, I...	2,332	91	Oct 2016
CS soap opera Catching up on CS after a couple of days is like a soap opera - what have I missed? Marriages birth...	2,087	30	Oct 2015
How long is too long? When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only...	1,884	38	Jul 2015
You've changed Every serious relationship you were ever in, changed you. Men change for women and yes, women really...	1,418	58	Dec 2018
Reasons not to get married Here's a couple, not young (knocking 60) in a really good relationship. One was very happily married...	1,779	54	Sep 2015
Normal people Do normal people exist? First you have to define normal. Take yourself. Are you normal? YAY! Fin...	1,660	16	Sep 2015
In the future .. In the future children will be raised believing it is their duty to seek a happy life, with just one...	1,627	57	Mar 2019
Voy a mi bola Move along please folks unless you can help me with some Spanish colloquialisms because I suspect my...	904	25	Mar 2019
Perfect match - but which one? Let's call him A (for Adventure ) he's around 50, a good technician, will never have a problem findi...	1,920	101	Feb 2019
Quantum weird other-worldly music - the theremin I'd never heard of these before, not by name, and was bug-eyed watching one played in a classical co...	553	10	Feb 2019
The rock and the hard place - a modern microstory about business The company I worked for, after beating off many attempts at hostile takeovers in the past, was shoc...	552	14	Feb 2019
Really REALLY honest profile comments You want honest profiles? I found some spotted on websites, pruned out the crudest, sharing twenty...	700	17	Oct 2018
Replacing priests with OMG Catholic priests have been taking a lot of flak in our lifetimes. Never married, no children, how DA...	1,252	33	Feb 2019

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