"ALIEN SWINGERS"
Two alien swingers decide to take a ride in thier ship to hook up with an earthling swinging couple. Minutes after arriving they meet a couple who is willing to take the aliens back to thier place for a little interstellar mischief. The earthling woman takes the alien man back to the bed room leaving her husband with the alien woman in the living room. She instructs the alien to undress and as he does she begins to laugh and asks him "What am I to do with that?" He replies "No problem" and starts to smack himself on the forehead very hard! His package instantly grows to 10 inches. The woman astounded replies "WOW, thats great but how about a little girth some diameter." The alien replies "No problem" and starts to smack the side of his head extremly hard and it grows at once. The earth woman is pleased. She has orgasm after orgasm and they go at it for 2 hours. When they finally finish they walk out to the living room to find her husband laying on the couch tattered. She asked "Honey how was it? I got to say that was the best sex I ever had" The husband bareley able to look up says "IT WAS FUCKING AWFUL!!!!! SHE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!! KEPT SMACKING ME ON MY FOREHEAD, AND SLAPPING ME UP SIDE THE HEAD!!!!!!!