Posted: Mon Nov 3, 2008 10:06 PM CST
Before you get to get to know me...
Before you get to get to know me... You should now I am a single mother of two, I am struggling hard as hell to get back on my feet and I am not looking for a man to do that for me. I have the resume to prove how succesful I have been and how succesful I will be. In most recent realationships I wear the pants, my last realationship was so messed up for all the wrong reasons... I was actually stupid enough to give up everything to help his life be better... I lost everything I had, nearly lost my pride. It was all for nothing, I dont regret those things though not worth the extra aggravation... I missed out on a lot of things but I am making them up now. Baby steps!
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:27 PM CST
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:27 AM CST
***The Girlfriend TEST*** PART II
Section Two: True or False (Answer All, 10 points)
When submitting answers via email, please copy and paste the question and then your answer selection beside it.
Q1. Rationale and Reason are the same thing.
My Answer: F
Q2. A cheerleader AND/OR schoolgirl outfit is a wardrobe must.
My Answer: F
Q3.. Talking in your 'cute voice' just before you put my balls in my mouth is sexy.
My Answer: F
Q4. Learning body language and communication cues is important.
My Answer: T
Q5. 'Anchorman' and 'Superbad' are hilarious movies.
My Answer: T
Q6. "But it's cute when I do it" should be a legally viable defense.
My Answer: T
Q7. Chest hair is gross.
My Answer: T/F
Q8. Bono is probably the most important political figure of our generation.
My Answer: T
Q9. Sex is an important part of a relationship, and should be had frequently, often, whenever possible - within moderation, of course.
My Answer: T
Q10. A relationship is metaphorically a two way street. So is your butt.
My Answer: T
Section Three: Short Essay. (Answer ONE, 5 points)
Please select one of the following questions and answer it as fully as time will allow. Please try and be as descriptive as possible, and where applicable, come up with at least TWO convincing arguments to support your case. Arguments must be backed up with cited evidence, not anecdotal perspective.
Q1. If I was a crime-fighting vigilante by night, what efforts would you make to support my cause about the rising threat of evil in this city?
My Answer: I couldn't because my hero would love me soo much he wouldn't want to risk the evil guy to take away my heros, cooking, cleaning, sex and company
Q2. Please come up with a convincing game-plan for having me come shopping with you, keeping in mind my retail oriented attention span is about twelve minutes, and I am prone to wandering after flashing lights and shiny things.
My Answer: Ass To Mouth
Q3. Please argue why you are (do) or are not (do not): 'Down to Earth', 'Have a sense of humor' and 'Laid back'. Bonus if you can include evidence to confirm that you truly do avoid 'head games.'
My Answer: ... This is immpossible but after getting to know me you would know for yourself, what better way to explain something than to show it.
Enjoy!! 
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:26 AM CST
***The Girlfriend TEST*** Am I good enough? PART I
Lol, I found this and thought it was great... Hope I can make you Laugh with my answers!
Q1. Six months into our relationship, I go away to a tropical location with my family for a week over Christmas. This vacation was planned as a family event two years prior to meeting you. This is:
a) A great opportunity to get some things done without me around.
b) A great opportunity to attempt to sleep with my college roommate and/or my boss.
c) A sign that you are probably just a casual thing that I could toss aside at any given moment despite the fact I bought you probably the most thoughtful gift you've ever received and written you a letter for every day that I'll be gone, inciting you to 'Go on the Defensive.'
d) Occasion to have a sexy dinner at home the night before I leave, and a mini 'welcome home' party when I get back that’s guest list is just you, me, a bottle of wine and a pack of condoms.
My Answer: D
Q2. We've talked every night for eight days (not including the dinner/opera show I took you to on Saturday night that was followed by possibly your worst performance in bed ever, or the Monday night that I came over and we spent the evening making Rachel Ray recipes and watching Heroes followed by the best oral sex I've ever given you), with conversation time averaging about an hour per night. On a Thursday night, when on a deadline, I express a need to get off the phone so I can finish some work and go to bed at a reasonable hour. You:
a) Express your feelings of devotion in three words or less, then and quickly say goodbye after confirming plans for tomorrow night are still on.
b) Say goodbye, but then immediately begin talking about something that we hadn't discussed as thoroughly as is scientifically, legally or religiously possible two nights prior.
c) Take that as a sign that I'm abandoning you, and begin to point out that because of it I have commitment issues, that you're clearly not my priority, and then cry.
d) Say goodbye, but manage to do it with such menace and venom that I stay on the phone for another three silence filled hours, broken only by fits of gentle weeping and suicide threats.
My Answer: A - (AND THANK U FOR THE HEAD)
Q3. I'm throwing change at your cleavage, which is readily on display in that loose fitting tank top you wear around my place on Sundays after brunch. Do you:
a) Wing the largest of the coins at my head, with an evil glare and then refuse to speak to me for the rest of the day.
b) Encourage my behavior, and allow me to purchase Afternoon Delights from you at discount prices.
c) Cry.
d) Cry and pick a fight with me, taking my actions as a total lack of respect for you and then begin to point out that because of it I have commitment issues, that you're clearly not my priority, and then cry some more.
My Answer: B
Q4. We're having a fight. You:
a) Throw me out of your apartment, then thirty minutes later send 17 texts and attempt to call 13 times in the space of six minutes.
b) Give me space when the discussion gets too heated for rational thought, and redress your complaints in a calm manner when we've both had a chance to cool down.
c) Flip me the bird.
d) Wail on my junk.
e) both c and d
f) realize that the fight is about nothing, and begin creating fictional problems and make wild accusations about my obsession with material goods and having a wandering eye.
g) f, then d, then c.
My Answer: B
Q5. I play [video games OR tabletop gaming OR fantasy football]. You:
a) Want to join in, because it looks like hella fun.
b) Leave me to it, in the hopes that I'll leave you a few things to participate in on your own.
c) Attempt to get me to quit, and use tactics like nagging, vandalism and emotional sabotage as an effective campaign against what you call my 'nerdy addiction.'
d) c, but also include deriding me to your friends.
My Answer: A
Posted: Wed Oct 8, 2008 1:24 AM CST
Reality Check
Okay here it goes my name is Chrissy and I think I am very fun to hang out with, theres nothing like telling a good joke to warm the soul.
I have a lot of book smarts and I excel at work.
I recently left a bad realationship a couple months ago, it was really over longer than that but I sometimes think with my heart and knew he wasn't emotional stable to be alone, I felt guilty and hurt myself instead...
Let's face it if you like my pics, Im not going to just wake up that way, lol. I can be a little shallow when it comes to who i date but that should compliment you.
I dont cry when it comes to a realationship I am all cried out. Sometimes I feel a strong wave of being lost and all alone, but sometimes that wave picks up and I realize I have it okay.
I have been verbally and emotionally abused, and some I can take blame for, I have a family that loves me and wants to see me get back out there... so here I am. I'm open to trying anything once and I have a big heart, which everyone says is a curse so people call me Kurse, aka HeartKurses. I love the world and everything in it I want to give some of it to someone special and take some in return... I am a taurus so I can be bullheaded, but anything can be compromised. I dont know what else to say this is my first time trying this.
This time around I want to answer everything to the best of my knowledge I dont lie and i dont want to be lied to its better to tell the truth hear what it is that needs to be said and put it in the past.
So ill sit back and see if you reply
Oh and this is my favorite smiley ----->
Posted: Thu Oct 2, 2008 4:56 PM CST
Searching for something...
I'm chessy, I love if someone knows just what to say.
I have a big heart which is why people call me Kurse, I love the world..
I want a friend and start something real slow, eventually a realationship. Im just a little nervous so bare with me if its ment to be it will be...
I had two serious realationships that didn't work out and I put two years of my time into each of them to just get walked over and used, I can't say I didnt get anything good out of them cause that would be a lie. I am thankful for the person I am today.
Everyone thinks if I move on and date I'll be more successful in what I want to do, I don't think I could live my life to the fullest without sharing the great things with someone. However I need a man that wants to share the good with me too.
I can be shallow when talking to a guy thats cute to my standards, but its really not whats on the inside that matters, once the hearts in the right place everything can be beautiful.
I have trust issues... any wall can be pushed down. (hell did you see the twin towers?) lol
My man would have to have a job and not rely on me to take care of everything all the time, even though I do tend to wear the pants.
I love football steelers, etc....
and I wanna go dancing, I want to go do things everything... alot of things, im not going to live forever so lets make the time we have great!
And like any girl I want a fairytale... I said I was cheesy. :) :)
