Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:16 AM CST
OUT OF PLACE.. (Missing the point….)
Hey you!!
Yes? Did you stop me?
Yeps.. Are you sure you know why you are here?
Well.. why do you ask? Are you the Boss here? Even God doesn’t question me!!!
Boss? Not at all, I’m just a fellow member, never thought of bossing anyone. But I think I have a right to observe and I thought its time I told you, coz I have a feeling that you don’t know what you are doing!! Ahh you said something about God? (smiles) I’m no God, If God doesn’t question you, He must have given up on you for a while. Listen, Sorry to say this, you look like a clown who is in the middle of a circus..you dance so much trying to make people laugh..you stay up till late to write some garbage thinking that it will interest people, you try hard to get attention as you have got an audience who cannot spit on your face, even if they get so fed up of your old jokes.. you are lucky that they live far away from you…I feel so sorry for you, do you know what you are doing? Dont you think you are out of place? Didnt anyone ask you to wait and think a while?
You and your observations!!! Who are you to tell me what I should do? This is a free world.. I do whatever I want.. If I like, I will use nice words to the people I like, If I want I will write filth, if I want I will post a naked picture.. if I want I will ruin everyone’s good mood, if I want I will abuse without sparing anyone..If I want I can have prejudices, If I want I can be a racist, I’ll do whatever I want and I don’t pay a penny to get so much of fun.. Who the hell are you to tell me what I should do!!
Ohh…Sure yes, you have all the freedom in the world to run across the cities, naked, if you so wish. I never dispute your urges or your freedom. But Remember, I have a right to observe too, I have a right to tell you how I see you!! Each one of us is unique in thought and in expression. We bear various mindsets..I know that your past experiences, your confusions, your failures have immensely contributed to the person “YOU”. I know that a happy and contented person can spread humour and joy to the world while an unhappy confused person will always spread negative vibes to everyone around him. I know very well that people are changing every minute and I know that “Yours” is not a permanent fixed self. Next minute you may change or you may remain like this forever, I can only observe, I may or may not ask you, why. But I will not stop wondering!! The question will remain, echoing in my mind.. Why do you look “weird”? Do you enjoy it? Why do you craving to be “out of ordinary” and to show your oddness? Does it serve your purpose? I think about your weirdness, cos I see you here, all the time.. Do you think about it?
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:23 AM CST
SHORT MORNING PRAYERS OF “CS SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL"
Idling True Love Only Advertiser’s Prayer
Dear God, you know I’m searching for my true love. You only know how desperate I am and how hard I try on hourly basis to find my true love. Let my advertisement “only true love Please” grab the attention of many nice people. Don’t let anyone ridicule me for saying the same line over and over. Dear Lord, please don’t let scammers fool me with many virtual flowers today. Let my true love come to me like a breeze from Mountain Alps and embrace me. – Amen
Over Optimistic Blog Writer’s Prayer
Dear God, please encourage people to read my blogs from the first line to the last, before they fall asleep and start snoring. Enlighten them to understand what I try to tell, despite of my bombarding them with words which do not have much relevance to my topic. Let me have a clear understanding whether I help my friends by writing over optimistic articles or whether I confuse them by putting pressure on them to understand something even I do not understand. Lord, finally, let me have all favorable comments such as “nice writing, thanks for sharing with me” – Amen
Scammer’s Prayer
Dear God, please give me wisdom to understand why they call me a “scammer”. You know God, I’m just an innocent soul, who have got too much of influence of your Rival “devil”. Pleae give me courage to fight with him in my own way. You know God, I need money to fight your Enemy and please please help me in my quest today and grant me strength to fulfill the same for your glory and honour. Dear Lord, let me find more and more innocent profiles today, who are naïve enough to believe my story and kind enough to send some money to my bank account. Have mercy on me Lord, don’t let them publish my name on a blog or report me to the administrators – Amen
Extreme Emorticon User’s prayer
Dear God, thank you so very much for creating emorticons. You know without those small creatures, I would have been lost in a world of words. Lord, you can see from Heaven how happy I am when I keep on clicking those “teddy bears” and “beer mugs” and “thumbs ups” and “smiling hearts” to show my affection towards people I cant reach to see in person. From your divine wisdom, you observed that it’s not possible for this helpless soul to stretch the hands from Indian Ocean to Pacific Ocean or Pacific Ocean to Atlantic Ocean and created such a cute “teddy” to let people feel that I hug them, each time I click on the cute one. Dear Lord, encourage the usage of more and more emorticons and less words. - Amen
Balloon Expert’s Prayer
Dear God, I thank you today, for the interest you have inculcated in me, in balloons, a very special gift from you. I humbly praise you for the ability you have given me in spotting a balloon from far away and even in a teeny-weeny picture when its not least noticeable to the others. Lord, I feel truly blessed and I am so thankful to you for selecting me to be the one who enlightens people about such an interesting subject. Dear God, don’t ever let me disappoint you in fulfilling my duty towards you in assessing and analyzing balloons – Amen
Level headed English Professional’s Prayer
Dear God, let me use my wit efficiently and effectively today. Please do not let kindergarten children misunderstand my words and produce a new version of the comedy of errors, in my honour. Let me always be impartial in expressing my views and let me keep my cool even when I talk to an idiot. – Amen
P.S.
My prayer: Lord, let us all have peace. – Amen
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:41 PM CST
Fight against being boring!! im gonna acheive it!!
For the first time in my life, today, someone on line told me that I was a boring person!!! Wow, that’s a great revelation. I think coming on line is the best way to get advice which has a direct impact of your happiness and indirect impact on your health. Now that I know I m boring, I cant just wait, without taking any action about it. Rectification of the situation and becoming an exciting person should be my highest priority from this point onwards!!
Let me think of few methods on short term basis. May be I should drink a few beers before I come on line! Or can it be one to two glasses of red wine?. May be I should check a few gossip columns of women’s magazines and learn a few pick up lines! May be I should watch a few comedies just before coming on line and laugh uncontrollably, when I’m on line! May be I should forget being logical and should act like a silly duck and say “quack” “quack” after every sentence of my online counterpart (Quack=yeah, duck language). May be I should keep a candy bar near my PC and throw candy into my mouth while being online in order to help my mind to produce sugary words so that I could paste those on my screen! May be I should make a request to Madam Bovari or Lady Chatterly or Ms Lolita to organize a crash course and a few presentations for me, on “how to excel the skills of not being boring”. There are few other things too I’m thinking of, but I’m not sure whether I should openly state those here, due to strict blog rules.
Well I’m working on both the short and long term plans, in order to come out from this miserable situation i.e. being boring. But for the moment, I’m fully concentrating on the short term plan. Boy!! Once I accomplish my goal that will be the greatest achievement in my life!!!
P.S. Useful tips are always welcome.
Posted: Sun Oct 4, 2009 5:10 AM CST
A Marriage and an affair
Recently, I was talking to a friend, who is a very interesting and witty person. He came up with this theory, which too sounds very interesting to me. In his own words, “an affair is something which has a pleasant start and a pleasant end. In between, everything is pleasant and hot and nice”. In contrast, “a marriage is something which has an unpleasant start and an unpleasant end. In between, everything is boring and leads to death”. I couldn’t stop laughing for the reason he brought up his little theory but, it just made me reflect a bit deeper too.
I don’t say that I agree with him wholeheartedly, but, it is a common occurrence that the adoring and exciting person you yearn to hold, when you were only having “an affair” with, becomes a dull and not-so-wanted creature in your eyes, soon after you sign a paper to say that two of you are Mister and Mrs. So and so. The duration for the exciting person to transform into a colourless person may vary, depending on the individual counterparts, but chances are very much higher that the transformation will occur sooner or later.
Is it the human nature which leads to this situation? Is it so difficult to continue the excitement, anticipation, stimulation, love and wanting of each-other or most of the mutual feelings which you shared with the one you love, when you were having only “an affair” after you sign a paper, to say that you are “married”?. What makes some “married” people so unbearably restless and drive them to find solace in outside fantasy lands or ultimately to break the chain and run away.
Is it because you have not understood what exactly you want in life which created a dubious situation, after a marriage? Is it because you listened only to some temporary inner feelings like loneliness, self-pity, yearning for companionship, recovery from losing another loved one, expectations of material benefits etc. etc and misjudged the real thing you wanted in life? Or is it something in built in you that by nature you get bored in anything you do, after a certain period of time?
I think, understanding the real reason, why you want someone in your life, be it in an affair or in a marriage and communicating it openly to that someone you desired to have the special connection with, would keep you out of mess and being mercilessly damaged.