Posted:Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:39 AM CST
The Bee's Knees
I saw this cool profile, where the girl said she dressed up as a "slutty bee" for Halloween one year, and I just cracked up like 5 times.
I just kept reading it over, and then cracking up again.
Hee hee.
I'm not even entirely sure why it cracked me up...she wasn't really trying to be that funny about it.
I guess it's just that a "slutty bee" is soooooo not a real thing.
The two things just don't go together...it's like if I dressed up as a "libertarian skunk" or something.
You wouldn't see a bee, and be like "man, that bee is soooooo slutty!"
Well, unless...
I guess if you saw a bee, and then it buzzed over near another bee...and then, without even so much as a "hey, nice shoes", they just started making out or something.
Oh my God...am I still talking??