Posted:Wed Dec 3, 2008 12:19 AM CST
Bunny Boilers (and other freakshows)
What is it about someone who goes apesh*t over someone whom they've never even actually MET in real time?
The purpose of dating and chatting is to weed people out. You do not have to be flaky or sadistic during the process, but you do NOT owe anyone jack sh*t after ONE phone call or even a series of emails. If someone thinks that you do, this is a BUNNY BOILER with forthcoming restraining order drama, so RUN, do not walk in the other direction and be glad that you had the good sense to block your number! The person who can't take "no" for an answer is someone who suffers from a serious inferiority complex. The reason that they cling and fling insults like monkey feces at one who has rejected them is because they know that more likely than not, insulting a woman online who rejected them is the closest that they can get to a girl without getting pepper sprayed.
Girls should not be frightened by this. Laugh at little wee-wee flashers and freakshows. Have compassion for those poor mortals who are driven crazy by your charms (or your denial of those charms, hahaha). They need your approval so bad since mama wouldn't give it to them, so now they throw temper tantrums when rejected. "Bunny boilers" get off on fear, because they have no other means of empowering themselves, much like schoolyard bullies. And just like schoolyard bullies, they're quite cowardly when confronted. Treat them like the gnats that they are. If they persist, I would recommend using a voodoo doll and hat pins stuck in strategic places to get them to fall back. Other than that, I do know where you can buy pepper spray by the tank online. So girls (and guys!)...if it's any consolation to you, just know that bunny boilers, stalkers and other freakshows are the beta males and females of the animal kingdom and they feel completely inadequate when it comes to competing with others. Think about it instead of being angry, scared and hurt. I absolutely hate to see women like that, all curled up in a fetal position because they are scared of some lame, wimpy little furious and butthurt LOSER who couldn't get laid even if he tried to pay for it. If your harasser had any redeeming qualities, they wouldn't even bother with petty insults. They'd just buck up and move on, not giving too much to the fact that you didn't want them, because they KNOW that someone else will. That is why bitter, lovesick losers harass, insult and stalk you, because they've put you on a pedestal that they know that they're helpless to ever even DREAM of being able to scale. Take it as a very sick compliment from a psychopath in deep, deep psychological agony who needs a hug. From the nice lady in the clean white jacket over there with a syringe full of psychotropics and that BIG butterfly net.
The more that he calls you a "bitch" or a "whore" because you refuse to call, text or email him, just smile to yourself and just visualize this: he is all curled up, tortured and sobbing at home in his old bunk-bed with the pee stained Spiderman sheets down in his mama's funky basement with his imaginary friends, sucking his nasty, stinky lil' thumb and wanking off furiously like a neglected baby to hentai porn, stewing in his own stankiness in his dirty doody diaper simply because you had the good sense to kick his stupid, trifling a** to the curb. Be glad that you dodged a bullet with a guy who probably commits un-natural acts on stuffed animals. Most of the males who harrass women are turned into 'punks' in prison, if they're not already, the poor dears. All together: "AWWWW".
So to anyone who thinks that desperately resorting to insulting a girl online who rejects you is a cheap n' easy way to salvage your manly pride, I would say this: save your breath, you're gonna need it to blow up your date tonight.
Damn, that felt good. glad I got that off my chest. so NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEXT!