Posted:Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:28 PM CST
Shoes by MetaZorg (rant)
I went shopping for running shoes the other day, and I have to say, I was really unimpressed by the selection available.
I mean...I'd see a pair of shoes, and think, wow, these are pretty nice...but you know what they really, really need?
Some sort of Tiger Shark fins on the side.....yeah, that's what's missing...
Or maybe some kind of giant Moonwalk-style Shock Absorbers on the heels, perhaps?
Come on, help me out, people...at LEAST make them in colors so loud that the only social situation I can comfortably wear them in involves me actively running away.
So, now I must ask...
Are there ANY running shoes in existence that do NOT look like they were designed by...
A) An Alien
B) Some tainted rapper, intent on expanding his so-called artistic "vision" across the globe
C) Some Biologist/Marine Biologist who has spent waaaay too much time in the Rainforest/Great Barrier Reef
D) Someone comsuming copious amounts of acid
or E) Some combination of the above
I mean, can I seriously not get a pair of running shoes that are just simple, unpainful to the eye, and that will not fall apart on me?
grrr...