Goddess1' A female divinity2' a woman who is adored or idolized Coll' a swoon of goddesses (okay so i made this one up, but its appropriate ) My nan always told me that if you have a good pair of shoes you'v half conquered an outfit .She also said that without the glass slipper Cinderella would still be scrubbing floors .My dad used to tell me that goose bumps were designed by Mother nature to stop my socks falling down in the cold Favourite time of day ? just before dawn I have also learnt over time that Asian ladies are secretive Americans ,extra tidyThe French are very chic and the British are the most original and creative when it comes to their handbags .Make your zip run more smoothly on your jeans by rubbing the teeth with the lead of a pencil .Im gonna have to come clean here ,i love my jeans .I love them because all jeans have that I'm -too-hot-to-get-dressed-up attitude .But ,sadly ,denim does not always love me back ,it isnt everyday that my jeans fit me .In fact ,if im having an off-day they wont go past my chubby little arse .Favourite smell ? Vanilla Teeth stainers in order of strength tea red wine coffee cigarettes im fucked then il finish my drunken spew here then