It was a Dark Knight when..

The Exorcist , a man by the name of Gump, he was a Graduate of a West Side university, but that's another Story, he'd studied to become a vet & had written 101 papers on Dalmatians before he got the calling, anyway I digress, it was a Dark Night when The Exorcist & I went into the Forest, Gump turned to me saying it reminded him of Jurassic Park & indeed it was A Mad Mad World we were about to enter, suddenly there was flash & a Thunderball hit a tree nearby, in an instant it was a Towering Inferno, this was to be no Love Story, as we were still close to the Airport I could here a plane approaching, it was low, on Final Approach & Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest in a nearby tree, my Sixth Sense was telling me we had a Titanic task ahead, it was going to be difficult Finding Nemo, however I was well versed in missing persons enquiries as I'd been a Beverley Hills Cop.....

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And There she was just a-walking down the street
Singing do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Snapping her fingers and shuffling her feet

I told her I don't have no time for no monkey business
Dee do de de, dee do de de
I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah Got to be some good times ahead...
Cinderella was accompanied by Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs, laugh
Bob, film titles dunno confused laugh rolling on the floor laughing
she said Keep on walking that road and I'll follow
Keep on callin' my name I'll be there
And if a mirror should break
It's easy to take
Cause deep down I know that you care
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown.
okay I was just bragging with my copy-paste ability
guess now its time for me get some sleep...laugh

wave
going to breakfast at tiffany's and thinking over the whole thomas crowne affair
Bob, laugh rolling on the floor laughing wave
should she marry the last king of scotland or..
She looked a bit Rocky to me.laugh
be a runaway bride
should she marry the last king of scotland or.. Crocodile Dundee
my web connection is to slow for this to work Zman dunno
i need the time bandits,she begged them please be kind,and rewind this mess
Unlike Mad Max (the road warrior) The man they call Flint would not been seen at a Jurassic Park 2 but felt more comfortable being along side of Thelma and Louise whilst running from the Bandit.
A Blob showed on the radar and it was just like The Hunt For Red October, only The US Marshall's CodeName(d) it Bambi.
For Peter Pan thought that if he went to Mrs Doubtfire, she would bake him an American Pie
Non, don't worry just post it, it'll make a funnier story laugh rolling on the floor laughing
it was a red dawn, an omen for sure they would have to
Just then the 50 Foot Woman appeared from behind a tree..
spend the weekend at bernie's
this has a feeling of taking me Back To The Future said The Spy Who Loved Me
Mamia Mia, screamed Rose It's almost Gone With the Wind
spend the weekend at bernie's but they there was no room as it was Independence Day
Oh my God!
How do I good here!

crying
heart wings
Fot, uh oh you need a faster translator laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Chinatown it is so. Carry on. But remember the third man I hear hes a Psycho
Just then it all went quiet, it was the Silence Of The Lambs that was most worrying
what is this alices restaurant ..or chinatown
oops the last supperrolling on the floor laughing
The Heat was on the Diner was open and fried green tomatoes were on the menu.
After dinner everyone went behind a tree for a Richard The Third
the nutty professor,the spy who loved me,dr who and victor,victoria sat own at a table like reservoir dogs
Do you think we'll get an Oscar for best screenplaydunno laugh rolling on the floor laughing
a few good men were passing, they got the scent of a woman and went over the top.
we're almost there take the bridge over the river kwah
MTN
Very interesting photo and original.

ZMAAN
Fast translator, yes!
It is very necessary!

ANNOUNCEMENT!

URGENT NEED A QUICK TRANSLATION!
(the price is secondary)

tongue
we could really use charlie's angels or a man named bronson
Thats the bridge to (teberatheria dunno) not Kwah are your eyes wide shut.
i passed through a dust storm just missed a twister too.nothings the same in western world.
lock,stock and 2 smoking barrels
but is this as good as it getspeace
leaving on the last train to yuma then
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Originally from the UK I retired & moved to Spain 20 years ago, whilst it's not paradise it's probably as close as I'll ever come to it, living on a mountain with the sea in front & mountains behind & 320 days of sunshine a year. Still reasonably fit [read more]

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