Posted:Thu Jan 8, 2009 9:41 PM CST
SNUGGLE THE BEAR IS EVIL
You know who used to scare me when I was a little kid? Snuggle the bear. You know from those ads for fabric softener. Somebody would say how SOFT their robe was and snuggle the teddy bear would be hiding behind a pillow or creeping under a chair, giggling. It was a maniacal little giggle.His eyes were all glazed over... And how did he get in all those homes to hide and giggle? Did you ever notice how he always covered his mouth to giggle? He didn't want anyone to see his rows of tiny vicious fangs.
Crazy, scary, little bear...