4MaryB Blog Post: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:05 AM CST

4MaryB NJ, New Jersey USA
Posted:Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:05 AM CST

"You ask him"


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".



very mad


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funkir amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:22 AM CST
Who knows? By the the time she goes she might end up literate, or even worse a marine biologist. She is surely going to hell then.
takeit4granted new berlin, Wisconsin USA
Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:45 PM CST
( chuckles ) angel devil bouquet
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Alan_J_T Brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:24 PM CST
I like that is good rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing







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