THE IDEAL MAN-WHAT EVERY WOMAN EXPECTS...
THE IDEAL MAN-WHAT EVERY WOMAN EXPECTS...He will be brilliant conversationalist
He will be sensitive,kind,understanding and loving.
He will be a very hard working man.
He will help around the house by washing
dishes,vacuming the floor and taking care of the garden.
He will be a man of emotional and physical strength.
He will be as smart as Einstein but look loke Harrison Ford.
...... BUT WHAT SHE ACTUALLY GETS
He always takes her to the best restaurants,someday he
will take her inside.
He doesn't have any ulsers,he just gives them
Anytime he gets an idea in his head,he has the whole
thing in a nutshel.
He is well known as a miracle worker,it's a miracle
when he works.
He supports his wife in the manner to which she was
accustomed,he lets her keep her job.
He is such a bore,that he even bores her to death when he
gives her a compliment.
He has occasional flashes of silence that make his
conversation brilliant.
After a man finds out ''woman'' is no angel he tries to ascertain to what extend she isn't.
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Breathing and a pulse!
anonymous
Sometimes good guys find find women that fall under that quote too. I did and took me ten years to figure it out. Take care.
But it is all about equation. You always clap with both hands.
What man is getting in return from HER.........????
Lady can really makes the difference if she handles the man intelligently and makes her environment healthy and enjoyable.
A Clean House
The first man married a woman from Italy.
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Poland.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Israel.
He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees......
I haven't had it all my own way ever; I have good reason to be very proud of the women whom I set up for life - at my cost; I don't hate women but I'm more suspicious of what they have to offer, which can be evaluated at anytime as many women are expressive and honest.
Good thing this rescued one is loyal and chill.