Baldness And Grey Hair

The Lord made a limited number of perfect scalps. The rest He covered with hair. Somebody asked me yesterday if I’m bald. No, I fear I do not have a perfect scalp… yet. sigh

I have a smallish bald patch on top and I have lost some hair in front, but this is only visible in winter - like now – when I grow my hair. In summer I keep my hair short.

Some men go bald on top first and then it spreads to the front. Others go bald in front first then it spreads to the top. A third group – like me – start both at more or less the same time and they work their way together across the top.professor

So what is the relevance?confused

Men who are bald in front think a lot while men who are bald on top know a lot.

So what if a man is bald in front and on top? Like me! grin

He thinks he knows a lot! rolling on the floor laughing

But while we are at the general topic of hair, why is it that my beard is greyer than my hair? It should not be so. After all, my hair is 18 years older than my beard.
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So today is Tuesday. Vasbyt! We're getting there.
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At the end of the day, and ... at the start. You are simply you, Cat... Regardless of your penchant for being a Sphynx grin
Hi Abagail,

I sphynx? Then why do I feel more like a fossil? Mind you, just as timeless though!
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I always wanted to own a Sphynx, they are funky cats. grin
Hi Abagail,

I'm your baby; exclusively so...

Oh be still my stormy heart.
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Oh my goodness, Cat... I um... just blushed. blushing
OK you two.... Get a room.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hello Hans,

A whole room? I would not have a clue what to do with one.
@ Abagail - It needn't be very large.... only needs to fit one piece of furniture... rolling on the floor laughing
... Ahhhh the voice of experience. wink
Hi Hans,

What piece of furniture. A refrigirator for all my medication?
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@ Cat - Your choice, it's your room... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cats meow
Hi Hans,

But you're the one who suggested a room. We would have been quite happy going to the movies.
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...ahhh gentlemen do exist. batting
Hi Cat,

Then you think you know a lot.laugh
I hear you start lecturing again next year.
I was thinking of sending my son there next year.
Now I will have to reconsidder.
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Hi Aba,

Yes, such a gentleman.
Always ready to protect a ladies virtues.
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It's nice to see whilst he has a spark of mischief, Nancy... he is quite contained. smile

Hello Nancywave
@ Abagail - You do know what he gets up to in the back row of the movies don't you.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Abagail,

No gentleman allowed on my blogs, sorry. I served in the army, I played rugby and twice I spent a night in the holding cells when I was young. Both times being drunk and disorderly. So I cannot be a gentleman!
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Hi Nancy,

You are getting as bad as Who; just when I have him under control.

Not much to reconsidder, is there? The alternative is a communist nest! Or you have to send him far away. Your choice.

Anyway, I don't have much contact with first years; so he'd be save for a while.
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Cat' bald is beautiful' and somehow I`m always attracted to bald menlaugh
Hi Abagail,

Contained?!
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Cat... you do manage to hold yourself remarkably well. I work with a lot of men, and your behaviour has not been inappropriate to date.

Hans... I am guessing he is holding the popcorn innocent
Hi Hans,

No, no, my friend. Al my life I have avoided back seats. Whether that be a car, a cinema or a church pew. There is nobody to look at behind if you accidently let of wind. No, I do things in style, comfort and privacy.
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@ Abagail - If cats meow is holding the pop-corn,..... what are you holding then... Mmmmmmmscold dunno wow
Hi India,

Funny thing, the lady who asked me yesterday said the same thing. I'm starting to wish I was more bald!
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... a cold drink?giggle
@ cats meow - That's why they call church seats 'pew'.... because because no-one can be expected to sit in a church for an hour or so without emitting some small explosions from the vally of the winds from time to time.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Abagail,

Maybe that is because I'm not here to hunt women. I'm not that holy. I once had an relationship with a first year student, which strictly speaking is not allowed, but she was in another faculty, so it was overlooked.

Me holding popcorn in the dark? Never. Girls tend to miss the box too often!
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Hans,

I thought she was holding the pop corn. I wonder if that is not what I kicked over a few minutes ago.
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Hi Hans,

If you have a problem like that you must never sit in a back seat. It is too incriminating. Not even a dog to blame.
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haai cat

my name be used in vain. what i do wrong now. i were not here. i sit at home mind my own bussiness.
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Hi Who,

You never mind your own business. Not even when you sit at home. It is time you go back to work so I can have some peace during the day.
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catfoot,

Am I correct to assume that the man on the drawing thinks a lot?
About what?
If I may ask.
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Hi Nancy,

Leave the poor fella alone; he has a lot on his mind. I just wonder how he can see through his glasses.
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Hi Catfoot, I have now looked true all my files to find a good quote about gray hair, but so far, no luck, just wanted to say hello and I will be back with my quote if I find it.teddybear
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@ cats meow - Whenever you spill weed-killer on your hands you're supposed to wash them before wiping the sweat from your brow mate.... laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Hi Wel,

Sometimes saying nothing says the most.
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Hi Wel,

Sometimes saying nothing says the most.
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