To Make You Smile :)

Three seniors were discussing the short term memory problems that often come with aging.
Senior #1: Just the other day I was midway on the stairs, when I couldn't remember if I was going upstairs to get something or coming downstairs to do something.
Senior #2:: I know what you mean! Yesterday I was standing in front of the fridge with the door open and holding a jar of mayo. I couldn't remember if I was putting it back or taking it out to make a sandwich.
Senior #3: Well, thank goodness that hasn't started happening to me yet--knock on wood. Oh!! Just a minute. Someone's at the door.


At the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Ralph on his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Ralph replied to the audience, "Well, I've treated her well, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister inquired "Trips to where?"
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Italy."
The minister then said, "Italy, how nice. Ralph, you are a terrific example to all husbands. Please tell the audience what you are planning for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
Ralph said, "Well, I'm gonna go to Italy and bring her back."


A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,"Then....why do you buy them?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them !"
It pays to be careful around little old ladies !