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Our blogger adjusts himeself in his chair and stares pensively around the room, adjusting his glasses and stroking that part of his head where hair used to be, trying to find inspiration for that next blog....Then, in a revelatory flash, the idea comes to him. This is going to be the best blog yet, he thinks, smiling inwardly.
Fat women are worse in bed, and a woman's health is only important if it, in turn, satisfies a man sexually!
He leans back in his chair, taking a moment to bask in his own creativity. He readies his typing fingers, positively salivating at the thought of his next hit blog.
Meanwhile, back in reality....
Tap tap tap goes the keyboard as another desperate blog is vomited out onto the screen like so many chunks of carrot forming themselves, just barely, into meaningful sentences. The stench of loneliness and bile hangs on each of them like a slow rot.
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I guess that with all this blogging, we still have to squeeze in some dinner somewhere.
It seems I got over my cricket withdrawal and turned my hand back to writing! :)
Nice to see you have respect. It's lacking so much these days!
Got some more lovin for ya!
Have a great day! You just made mine!
You're like a poet and I admire your point of view. Like Z said, being on here is like in a hotel where the offers just don't cut it.
But stay longer and sometimes there are those that makes you leap to the nines.
Who knows you might get the best hitch among those statuettes and gifted with clever noodles.
How have you been? Long time, no see!..
I know.... there's the odd diamond in the dirt ;) Seems like you're one of them. In fact, there are lots of u - so let's all agree not to stand for hate and disrespect, and challenge it when we see it!
I'm good thanks! How about you? I've been hiding away for a while... keeping a low profile... I like to keep the mystery, you know ;)
Watch out Musik. he´s already reserved for some cricket lessons and whatever..
Lindsey. Patrick is an "old timer" here in the blog department.
I know right!.....
And I don't do blogs. Too busy with other stuff! But I'll be sure to look out for yours!
S.O.L.I.D.A.R.I.T.Y!
Bye!
Lost in the post? ;)
"so let's all agree not to stand for hate and disrespect, and challenge it when we see it!"
"I don't have time to hate those who hate me cos I'm too busy loving those who love me"
Good read. Keep on blogging!
I never was very good at being passive about these things, though. I'd rather call them out!
Have a great weekend too!
If you'll forgive my butchery of this half remembered quote;
All it takes for evil to prosper is for good people to stand aside and do nothing
I know that 'evil' is probably a bit much, and not a word I like, but you get the idea.
But I'm here to learn and like a book, I dig those that serves my need.
Thanks my friend Minerva, jow are you my lovely friend.
Will be in France in July.
It seems that people like to shock others with topics that are less than desirable...we can just ignore or not...considering the responses from others in regards to that blog...I doubt he will be getting any positive female attention...funny I thought this was a dating site?...
Absolutely! It's really odd, isn't it? If I were to get all 'cod-psychology' about it, and I do love to do that, I'd say hating and objectifying women might lead to rejection by women which might lead to hating and.... you get the idea.
If only it were restricted to his own blogs, as Lindsy mentioned before, the comments on others are often worse. I remember just the other day an awful comment on, I think it was Milla's blog.
Thanks for stopping by :)
What a breath of fresh air he is. I'm tired of usual stench! He needs to come on the blogs more.
Yes great weather!!...but working nights...getting ready...
True enough that. Just a shame about the public forum part!
@Loulou Have a great shift. Don't work too hard!