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Our blogger adjusts himeself in his chair and stares pensively around the room, adjusting his glasses and stroking that part of his head where hair used to be, trying to find inspiration for that next blog....

Then, in a revelatory flash, the idea comes to him. This is going to be the best blog yet, he thinks, smiling inwardly.

Fat women are worse in bed, and a woman's health is only important if it, in turn, satisfies a man sexually!


He leans back in his chair, taking a moment to bask in his own creativity. He readies his typing fingers, positively salivating at the thought of his next hit blog.

Meanwhile, back in reality....

Tap tap tap goes the keyboard as another desperate blog is vomited out onto the screen like so many chunks of carrot forming themselves, just barely, into meaningful sentences. The stench of loneliness and bile hangs on each of them like a slow rot.
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On a bad day that can be our diet but thankfully most days there's something in-between grin beer
Hello, Zmountain,

I guess that with all this blogging, we still have to squeeze in some dinner somewhere.
Reading blogs is a bit like eating in an hotel, there are some days you know you won't like anything on offer grin
Ha! You're in "good" company then, some of our fellow bloggers seem to have been lapping it up too.
Hilarious!rolling on the floor laughing
Ha! Thanks, Calypso! Something I needed to get off my chest.
Patrick!doh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Minerva!

It seems I got over my cricket withdrawal and turned my hand back to writing! :)
Well, he certainly has plenty oh hot air with which to fill them, butterflies ;)
lucky him wink
Exactly Patrick! It's in the forums too. And it's not just on CS. Many places online are like that. Sad really.

Nice to see you have respect. It's lacking so much these days!

Got some more lovin for ya! love smitten wow heart wings lips teddybear bouquet devil wink blushing

Have a great day! You just made mine!
Patrick welcome to the blog. My first time to read you.

You're like a poet and I admire your point of view. Like Z said, being on here is like in a hotel where the offers just don't cut it.

But stay longer and sometimes there are those that makes you leap to the nines.
Who knows you might get the best hitch among those statuettes and gifted with clever noodles.
wave Hey Pat.
How have you been? Long time, no see!..roll eyes
Thanks, Lindsyjones :)

I know.... there's the odd diamond in the dirt ;) Seems like you're one of them. In fact, there are lots of u - so let's all agree not to stand for hate and disrespect, and challenge it when we see it!
Hey hey, Angelpepper!

I'm good thanks! How about you? I've been hiding away for a while... keeping a low profile... I like to keep the mystery, you know ;)
Patrick is a real gentleman!

Watch out Musik. he´s already reserved for some cricket lessons and whatever..comfort banana yay

Lindsey. Patrick is an "old timer" here in the blog department.laugh
Pat!
I know right!.....thumbs up
haha! No one can blush more than me!blushing blushing

And I don't do blogs. Too busy with other stuff! But I'll be sure to look out for yours!

S.O.L.I.D.A.R.I.T.Y!peace

Bye!
Yeah, Minerva, I'm still waiting for my gold plated invitation to Murcia!

Lost in the post? ;)
Hi Patrick

"so let's all agree not to stand for hate and disrespect, and challenge it when we see it!"

"I don't have time to hate those who hate me cos I'm too busy loving those who love me" love

Good read. Keep on blogging! wine
Thanks, Cocheta! The same to you! :)
wine wine Dear Patrick " how a person writes shows their mind" so don't worry about who is writing how. Some people thinks when they live in a misery the other should feel the same misery. Me I don't waste my time on those. angel angel angel Have a blessed week end my friend.
Thanks, Zeurich :)

I never was very good at being passive about these things, though. I'd rather call them out!

Have a great weekend too!
Never be passive, patrick! You have a talent for writing! We need Blogs, that put smiles on our faces....cheering
Thanks, Calypso :)

If you'll forgive my butchery of this half remembered quote;

All it takes for evil to prosper is for good people to stand aside and do nothing

I know that 'evil' is probably a bit much, and not a word I like, but you get the idea.
Sorry Patrick for my ignorance of your residence here. I really do second your observation but what bothers me are those brazen and crude remarks that come flying when they disagree with you.

But I'm here to learn and like a book, I dig those that serves my need.

Thanks my friend Minerva, jow are you my lovely friend.
Minerva my friend, I'd love to come join you, and should you guys fancy to come to the USA, I'd be taking you all over.

Will be in France in July.
pat
It seems that people like to shock others with topics that are less than desirable...we can just ignore or not...considering the responses from others in regards to that blog...I doubt he will be getting any positive female attention...funny I thought this was a dating site?...
Hi Loulou,

Absolutely! It's really odd, isn't it? If I were to get all 'cod-psychology' about it, and I do love to do that, I'd say hating and objectifying women might lead to rejection by women which might lead to hating and.... you get the idea.

If only it were restricted to his own blogs, as Lindsy mentioned before, the comments on others are often worse. I remember just the other day an awful comment on, I think it was Milla's blog.

Thanks for stopping by :)
@Minerva Ah, you snagged him before I did. You little devil

What a breath of fresh air he is. I'm tired of usual stench! He needs to come on the blogs more.

Hey Loulou! How are you? Great weather today eh?bouquet
Hi Patrick, wave some people just have "issues" and maybe don't realise that they don't do themselves any favours. laugh
music
Yes great weather!!...but working nights...getting ready...sigh
Hi KNenagh :)

True enough that. Just a shame about the public forum part!
@Patrick Oh so I still have a chance? banana blushing laugh I thought she would have proposed by now. rolling on the floor laughing

@Loulou Have a great shift. Don't work too hard!
I sometimes think it's great, you know which mail not to answer. laugh
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