Russian Princesses

Who'd have thought it? There are Russian Princesses online NOW just waiting for a date with me!

Yep, you heard me! Not just women, not merely beauties, knockouts and bombshells but real, live, blue blooded, tiara wearing, glass slipper losing princesses.

I have to admit a bit of surprise, not only at the Russain royal family's seemingly endless supply of flawlessly photoshopped beauties, but also at their willingness, desperation even, to date online.

Inspite of myself, I can't help but get excited at the thought of my soon-to-be Anastasia. Maybe I'll be gifted some land at the wedding, or rubies and saphires... or.... or..... unicorns!

Yes, this site certainly has some funny advertising. Scam warnings are, quite rightly, spotted around the website; but I do wonder about the legitimacy of some of these ads.....
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I know right, aren't they gorgeous, true that, but I always wondered if they came in a box that said please read the instructions carefully prior to usage confused

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Exactly, Calypso! Hard to believe, isn't it? There must be a certain amount of wilful ignorance... believing what they want to believe...

I mean, they must work or they wouldn't be persisting with them.
Haha, butterflies! With those Ikea diagrams and a set of plastic tools. It's looking awfully like another blow-doll situation!
That's funny. If there is one thing I am reasonably confident of it is that Stalin didn't miss ANY Russian princesses. Give him credit, that was one (possibly the only one) problem for his country he solved. There would be no return of Royal blood, not ever.
Hi Ken,

It's a bit like that old line about Mussolini...

"Well, st least he got the trains running on time!"

Anyway, they're all riddled with haemophillia, or so I'm told!
Do they come with a certificate of authenticity??
Hi Solamente!

Unfortunately not - just an apology note from the website stating that she may not look EXCATLY as she did in the promotional material.
God, you are hysterical....rolling on the floor laughing
I'm descendant from Russian nobility. dunno
Living in south Glamorgan, right...laugh
Hehe, thanks Calypso!

The revolution will not be televised......

As you were saying yesterday; better to be active than passive. For me, it's much more fun to get involved in a chat.
Haha Jac!!

I was just thinking the same thing, Calypso!

The love child of Jack the Ripper and some Russian Royal! Quite the family history you have there. Do you have a propensity for drinking vodka and going on drunk murdering sprees?

Glamorgan beware!!
Jacs gone quiet - what can that mean...bouquet
Nobility, not royalty. There's a difference.

My dad met my mum when he did his national service in Germany in the 50's and she emigrated to England to marry him. My great uncle was a flautist in the last court of the Kaiser.

If that seems unbelievable, you should hear the one about the fella who grew up in Deryshire, but now teaches English. giggle
Nice one...laugh
Haha, Jac! Thanks for breaking that ominous silence... thought you were out on the streets of Whitechapel....

I never did hear that story about the Derbyshire lad.... what happened in the end? Did he turn out all right? Can't have been easy - a childhood like that....

That's a pretty interesting family history there...!
Standards have to be kept up...confused laugh
Yup... there we are.
It's a quality of life thing, eh?
Haha, it's all yours, Jac. I'm sure i nicked it from somewhere myself!

Oh no, you're not one of.. of.... THEM, are you? All barths and clarssrooms? We'll have none of that in the dales of the Peak District, thank you very much....
I did my first, and not all together productive, stint at university in Southampton. Not the fairest city in England's green and pleasant land, but I had a good time there.

I'm very happy to have given you a new phrase, and to have met you too - of course :)

Now spread the word....!
I don't get it, being blond and all that, but i can still read the word, with or without *, so whats the point....confused
I thought we were discussing Russian princesses.....somehow it changed to whitechapel murders....rolling on the floor laughing
Haha... staying on topic is not one of my strong suits! Not one of Jac's either, by the looks of things. We've gone from Russian Princesses to Whitechapel murders via regional accents and CS auto-censure. Not bad for an evening's work.
Safamton uni? Ever been to Winchester?
Whitechapel murders...?

DISCLAIMER: I wasn't me. I have more style. snooty
I certainly have! Nice little town. Much nicer than Saaaaaafamptan, I must say. Is that where you grew up? I use to see a girl from there, I used to head up there to watch her play football. They have a great ladies team.
Well, if you've ever walked down Middlebrook Street, you will have walked past the house my dad was born in, my great grandparent's house.

I didn't know Winchester had a good women's football team. That's very good to hear. It was terribly daring and cutting edge to borrow a football from the boys when I was a child there. laugh

I do so like these meandering blogs. giggle

Oh, and nice to meet you too, Patrick. handshake
I still have you beat!

Valeria Lukyanova was after me big time. I was her valid man. But she played the coy Miss with me and she used her alias. BUT, she was crazy about me!!



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Seeing that this Blog is taking on all subjects, disaster struck this morning!! I had a shower this morning, not realising my contact lenses were still in from the night before! Well, of course, they got washed away! I am now seriously blind! Today is not agood day! crying frustrated
Just back from the Optica! They're closed on Mondays!crying very mad
Haha! There's life on the thread yet! Sorry Calypso, I've been working all day and I hadn't realised.

...and they're closed! Salt in the wound. I hope this isn't keeping you out of blogging action. We'll forgive you any spelling mistakes...

Hehe, Loulou. Yeah, maybe if I'm really lucky I'll get one of the REAL celebrity princesses; the best of both worlds. I'm talking a Kate Middleton or... or.... Fiona from Shrek.
I want an unicorn too... ey!!! I think it is more probably to get the unicorn than the russian lady lol
Monse! I hadn't even noticed that you'd commented. Great to see you on the blogs! Why settle for just one? You can have a Russian Priness RIDING a unicorn. Really - these ads make some outrageous claims!
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The year was 1984 and the severity of the winter almost seemed to mirror the way in which I was belatedly and unceremoniously brought into being. My (de?)formative years were mostly spent in the dales of Derbyshire, land of the sixth toe, where the m [read more]

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