Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Oct 2014
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Political

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Senator.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

We used to have Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined.rolling on the floor laughing

Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Everyone enjoy their day!thumbs up
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bungallow55
bungallow55●Lakeland, Florida USA
Oct 21, 2014●390 Blogs●2,323 Comments
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And wait what will happens next

Monica is back...like Hillarylaugh
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Oct 21, 2014●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Yeah, just in time for the elections. By the way, Hillary refused to read Monica's tell all book.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Angelpepperonline today!
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Oct 21, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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Gj.
. . . . . .rolling on the floor laughing
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Ken_19
Ken_19●Winchester, Virginia USA
Oct 21, 2014●284 Blogs●3,903 Comments
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Congress is the opposite of Regress.
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Oct 21, 2014●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Hi birthday girl.angel wave
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Oct 21, 2014●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Sorry Ken. I don't get the connection.confused
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