plane crash
women sits on a plane next to this guy..an announcement comes over the tannoy saying the plane is about to crash.women turns to the man and says..please make me feel like a women again.
guys says sure..takes his shirt off, hands it to her and says..here iron this for me...
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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
After being in relationship for 3 years, a gf asked her bf to describe her.
he looks at her for awhile then said "you are A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K!!"
she asked "what does that mean?"
he said "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot"
she smile happily and said "oohh... that's so lovely, what abt I,J,K?"
he said "I Just Kidding!"
Good night Ian dear...
What is that Itchy? Nun in the morning and nun at night?
But actually your wrong
your confusing her with a man in the doghouse