A Needed Laugh

The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night. It was during breakfast, that Morton finally remembered what it was. He had proposed to his date Greta. But what she answered he just couldn’t seem to remember. Morton picked up the phone and dialed. “Hi Greta”, said Morton, “I have a funny question for you, do you remember last night when I proposed?” “Oh my gosh” gushed Greta, “I’m so glad you called, I knew I said yes to somebody but I just couldn’t recall who it was!”


"C’mon Ma you have got to try it” I pleaded to my elderly Mother. I don’t know how my Mother lasted this long without ever using the internet, but enough was enough! I thought. “Ok” she said reluctantly settling down by the computer and slowly putting on her reading glasses “what do I do now?” “Now I’m going to open the home page of google”, I explained. “OK here it is! Now type in ANY question you want into the bar over here and you will find an answer to your question.” I confidently assured her. My Mother looked at me warily, thought for a second, and slowly began to type, How is Gertrude doing this morning?






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You reach that age, you need to spend the night together. And keep lists. rolling on the floor laughing

And I absolutely love the second joke. Pinching it for FB.
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Hi Viv,

Glad you like the jokes.thumbs up
Hi Jim
Love it.rolling on the floor laughing

It reminds me of a reunited couple after his stint in Vietnam. In the middle of the night there was a loud banging on the door. He jumped up shouting, "Oh hell, it is your husband", and she mumbled, "Don't be daft, he's in Vietnam".
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Hi Cat. Very good.thumbs up
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Love it Jim! Thank you hug bouquet
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My friend still laughing. hug rolling on the floor laughing
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Thank you Mimi.hug
LJ, glad you enjoyed them.hug
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Good ones Jim, keep those cards and letters coming,,,,,,,rolling on the floor laughing

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Thanks Angel and BC.hug
These are funny Jim and Cat....I come here to get a little laugh to brighten my day....thanks guys....have a good day laugh hug
You are welcome 2nd.
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