I just pulled big-time
Hey, I just scored,
this eligible 57 year old dish took one glance at my profile and he is in raptures.
He is so besotted by my smile I went to check my pics again in case one of a film star had slipped in there by mistake. 
Hmm, I'm not really smiling. Well, he also loves my bio. He felt instant rap ore (sic) (no other spelling errors and hey, he's German, one slip is completely understandable. Germans are usually very accurate, we all know that. And reliable and trustworthy). Just wanted to let you lot know before I dash off to book the cake and the wedding venue. If I'm quick maybe I can get a Valentine Day cancellation.
Or should I double-check we really are soulmates on skype? I've got his email and skype address ALREADY, he's definitely the open honest type, nothing to hide. That's the expected response, right?
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Martian or not just have fun!!
I'm only asking the girls that, by the way. I know some guys would have shrugged and responded to a female approach, just on the off-chance, you never know, because my fella takes every approach at absolute face value and completely accepts that women are bowled over by his photos and bio. He lets them down lightly and gently explains (again - it is in his bio) that he is involved already.
Well, he says he does