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“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!” “Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care about her!” “Brian, that’s horrible!” said Dan putting his arm around Brian. “What type of a gift does she want already?” “Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: “Why don’t you show me how much you care about me? Why can’t you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!” “Dan what should I do? I don’t have that kind of money? I can’t go out and buy her a car!” “A car? Asked Dan. “Who needs a car? Just stop by Walmart and buy her a scale!”A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out to sea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard but he says "I have faith, God will save me."
The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."
The man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying "I have faith, God will save me.
The man dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God "Why didn't you save me?"
God replies "I tried! I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin!"
A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.
One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.
So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"
She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"
Comments (28)
That was long!....
Thank you
You mean you read them .... ....
Yep! A long time ago...
Hold Up! G.Jimmie.
Don't be getting all Willie Nelly on me.
It's still nice jokes.
Si?
I wouldn't say all of that nah!...
It was number 1 for me... Buying the scales!!! Maybe could relate to it
I Know! Right....
Personally! I just likes laughing at Jimmie.
I likes to mess with him. Atleast! When he ain't making me sick....
Have A Nice Snowday!
Nice Jim, nice!
Good thing is with Angel is she only jokes with those she loves Johnny, Robert, GJ .. Oh and at least 3/4 of CS bloggers!!!
AND when not joking with them... Trying to cut financial deals
I really think that! You & Gjimmie. Will be good together. So! Why don't you slip him a message, in his little red mailbox..
Hail No!
I promise I won't steal anyone from you
You can have Jimmie. For a small fee. Pluse! Tax. And by you being outside of the usa! It will just be a little more..
$28,6500
" Shipping & handling included " v
As They Say:
If you build it! They will come.
With you!
If she pay it! I will send you...
Oh man!! You are too funny!!!
See what's happening here GJ, got dollar signs in her eyes trying to make a quick buck!!! At our expense! shame on you Angel Pepper!!