I am living proof....

So, I am on this diet now. There was one night when I was pretty hungry so I decided to check the cupboards. It was late and very cold outside and I found some instant oatmeal that was a year and a half past its expiration date. I ate it....laugh I mean, what can really go bad with dehydranted oatmeal? I ate it, it tasted good, and I am alive to tell you about it. rolling on the floor laughing

BTW Wall....I weighed myself tonight and I lost 2 1/2 pounds for the month. Not as much as I wanted to lose, but no complaints. grin
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Here's your well-deserved reward Johnny wink


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Geez DC...thanks for helping me stay on my diet. rolling on the floor laughing It does look really good. :)
Its funny what you say. Well you have to focus a little more on your goal but sometimes it helps to distract your mind and drink water when you are hungry. Feel very proud of you, every step in a month is a great thing.
Good luck.thumbs up
Heyyyy Johhhnnnnnyyyyyyy head banger

Heck, I got oatmeal here with little curvy white things moving in it. I think they're extra protein. rolling on the floor laughing

I had a friend named Chuck.. who ate some of my infamous Moving Raisins Bread.. then later, people start knowing him as UpChuck.. laugh
Also, Johnnny, maybe send your food to me. I need to add a little more weight.. Hmmm, you know anyone who makes cupcakes?
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Johnny.
A year / a half? Yuck!..moping
I'm can smell it over here now!....sad
@Robert

barf ssh!
Okay, one more.. doh

A friend of mine was going to go fishing today, but because it rained today, he didn't go. He told me, "Fishing is no good today, the fish wont be around, because they dont want to get wet." rolling on the floor laughing very happy

Have a good night and a fun tomorrow, Johnny. cheers
Robert.
Again! Ssssh.
drinking This is not your blog. dude!

BTW.

sigh Johnny went to the rest room,Again!...laugh
Yuck!......moping
Hello Maru,

Thank you. That is exactly what I am doing is focusing one month at a time. Also, thank you for the tip with the water. I will try that.


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What Angel? This is not my blog? Im not welcome here? You want me to leave? blues

Okay... shheesh, noboby wants me around.. sigh
Robert.
Aww! There there...comfort

Just go make a smell good blog...hug
Because this one here, is yuck!..moping
He ate oatsmeal 30 years old.

drinking Who does that?
Oooooooop fruit got mislaid .... But I found it

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Heyyy WALLOPS wave

Great to see you and your cheerful smile again! thumbs up

Okay Angel.. now I'll go.. just wanted to say hi to Wallops. cool
Wallop.
I'm glad that! You is safe now...hug

innocent The word on the Blog street's, has said that the cops were looking for you.

roll eyes So! What did you do?
Lovely to see you Robert ... grin grin

And all you wonderful people!!!!! hug hug hug

I'm going to sleep now... Gnite peeps! sleep sleep
DC....there are no teeth marks on that cupcake????? Are you feeling alright. laugh
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Just saw your post angel

Now... THAT would be telling tongue tongue
Pepps, it was blueberry and it tasted really good. In fact, I have two pouches out for tonight to use. laugh Expiration dates are for wimps. laugh
Johnny!
Yuck! You will eat anything....moping
Robert....your fishing friend sounds like a genius. laugh

If you can, can you tell him I got my own private island I would sell him for $20.00? lol
Johnny.
drinking Now! Who would sale an island. For just $ 20. It must be just junk!...rolling on the floor laughing
Johnny, look closely.... at the back...devil devil devil
Thanks Wall, the fruit looks great. Just keep the pineapple away from Ian. rolling on the floor laughing
Ah-ha DC....you deceived me to think it was a full cupcake. scold rolling on the floor laughing You are a tricky one. grin hug
That's right Johnny.. you tell them.. Expiration dates are for wimps! You go right ahead and eat them laxative chocolates that expired in 1989. Yeah, be tough! flex You show them! Yeah!
help rolling on the floor laughing
Yuck!.....moping
Pepps....my island is a junk lover's paradise. That is why it is only $20. It is going to cost $2.2 million to clean it up....by mandatory execution of the gov. rolling on the floor laughing I think I said that right? laugh Basically, the gov is going to make who ever owns it pay $2.2 million to have it cleaned. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
What the ..? Johnny, you only lost 2 1/2 pounds in a month? Heck, I lost that by just taking a bath and washing away all the dirt on me the other day. rolling on the floor laughing laugh grin
Pepps,

It is said that oatmeal is good for you....so, how can it be bad for you....even a 1 1/2 years old? Let you mind stew on that one for a moment. professor rolling on the floor laughing
Johnny.
If you two guys! Would take a daily bath. You will lose 10 pounds each day!

scold duh! Do the math.
So......that was YOUR dog Robert!!!! mumbling mumbling mumbling

detective Mystery solved!


giggle giggle giggle hug
Yes you did, Johnny scold scold scold nerd
Maybe, you should try the word, 'Pinnacle' instead?professor wink
Hey everyone..

I gotta get going now. Thanks for posting this fun blog Johnny.. and thanks to Angel, Wallops, Dreamcatcher.. everyone for being so fun tonight.

See ya all again sometime soon. tip hat
HEY, HEY, HEY, NOW THE PERFECT TIMING TO SAY ........EAT SOME CORNwave
lol DC....I didn't think of that word. lol
Robert
roll eyes dude! This is not your blog.
Hey Robert,

Thanks for being around...you are always a lot of fun. :)


Have a good night. wave
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