"STRANGER THAN STRANGE"
I play the Lottery All the of the Time...But I never Won Nothing More Than 7 Bucks...Now Minus the 1 Dollar I paid..I Actually Won Only 6 Bucks...Now..If I look At ALL the Money Ive Paid trying to Win...Im In A Deep Hole....What Are the odds Of Winning?Hah Ha Ha!Those Are the odds
Now..Lets Go to the other End of this Story....What Are the Odds On this Story?
I was in the capital City One Time Waiting for A bus With My Son..And of Course In Capital Cities you have the Homeless all over the Place...Beggars and that Sort....There Must Have been At least 500 people All over the Place....And this One guy on the Other Side of the Street Was Yelling Loud He was Looking For "The Killer"..Saying it to everyone who was standing Waiting for Buses...He kept this up..Going from One Person to another Saying.."Youre not the Killer" Over And Over to all the people down there....Finally he comes to the Side Im on And Starts his raving At All the people On My Side.."Youre Not the Killer".."No..Youre Not the Killer"...Finally he gets To Where We Are...Stops..Looks At my Son(12 Yrs Old)And says to Him.."Youre the Killer"..Then he sees Me And says Real Loud.."No!..Youre the Killer!!"
And he keeps pointing At Me And saying that
(All the people Are staring At me)
Why is it I cant Win nothing In the Lottery
But In a crowd of 500 People.....Im the Winner?
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This Guy Went Fishing
And Accidentally (While In A Canoe out On the Water)Dropped his Wedding band In the Water..At That Point..That Was the End of That....
3 Years Later While Fishing..He caught A Few Good Sized Ones
Took Them Home
And While Cleaning One Of the Fish
What Do you think he Found inside the Fish?
Yep...his Wedding Band.....................
I think He was Happy
Thing is ... it was not a good stage to be one
Not When the people dont Know the Guy is A Nut
And at First they Think I Am "The Killer"
Then we will move onto the bigger giggles later
The front runner HAd a Hat On
as the race continued
A gust of wind Blew the guys Hat Off
And it landed exactly on the head of the guy in back of Him(Just the way it was On his Head) And they Just Kept Running...
Hey you could have said, No Man, you are the Nut Killer, seriously dude, a Nutty Killer
If you Drop a "Raisin" in A fresh Glass Of Champagne
It Will Continuously Bounce up to the Top every Time It Sinks to the Bottom.......(Stranger Than Strange)
I had to Chase him off
thats when the People realized He was A nut
But that sense of humour just pulls us through those moments when all else seems to fail ... Gotta love that sense of humour
And came in......3rd Place!..(How Strange)
That certainly Fits The category Of "Strange"
But It seems Its More About getting a message Across
Thats How it Fits the "Strange" Category.....
Go Ahead
Correct me................
You came on My Blog(Which Had Nothing to do With religion
Injected the religion Stuff thats been going on recently
And threw A few Jabs(And I Know At Who)
Well
At least everyone can see who is the Aggressor this Time
(A person that will not let go of the Past)
And youve tried to do a Good Job of ruining this Blog
But
Im keepin it up for "All To See"...............
Wow
Do you have any other ideas? Come on, there must be a better way.
And one more thing. I dont shop online!
I won some money on Lotto...not a huge amount but 150.00 dollars isn't too bad!!
I found what happened to me was STRANGER THAN STRANGE. That fits your blog, does it not?
And I am not the
nutaggressor. And you know that! ;wink:Good day Nam!
A great song...
Have a good day...working today...finally!...have a coffee...