The Duck
A duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich.The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, a talking duck! What are you doing here?"
The duck replies, "I'm dry-walling the building across the street. I'll be in town for a few days."
The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Hey duck, I was telling someone about you last night. They're really interested in meeting with you!"
"Is that so?"
"There's a travelling circus in town," the bartender explained. "The ringmaster was in here last night and thought you'd be a star attraction for them!"
The duck looked puzzled and says, "Why would a circus need a dry-Waller?"
Comments (18)
You have to understand what a dry-waller does. A dry-waller puts dry plasterboard on walls and ceilings. Nothing wrong with the question or answer.
Good to see you here. hope you are having a really good day.
Thank you.
Yeah, it is good to be here. Smart duck!
Been raining here off and on for 2 days. Expecting another 3 or 4 days of it. My plants love it.
I think I remember hearing about that duck. He went to Oregon University and got a degree in drywall.
Ahh, but he had a cross state rival, a Beaver that talked. Yes, that beaver got a degree in Carpentry at Oregon State University. lol
Thanks for the laughs. Have a good fun day!
Weather here was pretty miserable last week and Saturday and Sunday but the sun broke out yesterday and it turned a bit warmer again. Been a very up and down spring so far.. some lovely days and some days windy and cold.
I actually thought it was snowing today as I could see all white things flying round outside and then realised it was an apple blossom tree about in my back shedding its lovely petals with the wind.. was relieved it was not snow
Is that why they call them the "Oregon Ducks"?
Maybe I could start a duck pond?
That is a good one!!...lol...
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