The Duck

A duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, a talking duck! What are you doing here?"

The duck replies, "I'm dry-walling the building across the street. I'll be in town for a few days."

The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Hey duck, I was telling someone about you last night. They're really interested in meeting with you!"

"Is that so?"

"There's a travelling circus in town," the bartender explained. "The ringmaster was in here last night and thought you'd be a star attraction for them!"

The duck looked puzzled and says, "Why would a circus need a dry-Waller?"


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something wrong with the answer.... or the question? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi my friend Amorn,hug

You have to understand what a dry-waller does. A dry-waller puts dry plasterboard on walls and ceilings. Nothing wrong with the question or answer.
I guess the duck misunderstanding as the bartender said that he would be a star attraction for the travelling circuss.
Good Morning Gentlejim,handshake , Thanks for the morning chuckle,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , you have a Good day,cheers
Hi Jim, that duck sure has got some good skills.. a dry-waller wow wow rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Good to see you here. hope you are having a really good day. hug hug
No, he was telling the bartender that he already has a job!
Hi 12121,

Thank you.handshake
ooohhhh... got it now. peace
Hi N,

Yeah, it is good to be here. Smart duck!rolling on the floor laughing

Been raining here off and on for 2 days. Expecting another 3 or 4 days of it. My plants love it.love
LOL Jim,

I think I remember hearing about that duck. He went to Oregon University and got a degree in drywall. laugh

Ahh, but he had a cross state rival, a Beaver that talked. Yes, that beaver got a degree in Carpentry at Oregon State University. lol groundhog

Thanks for the laughs. Have a good fun day!pointing
I want to meet that duck in the restaurant I eat my lunch rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
With all that rain Jim, that duck would feel well at home living at your house.. Do you have any drywalling needing doing? laugh laugh

Weather here was pretty miserable last week and Saturday and Sunday but the sun broke out yesterday and it turned a bit warmer again. Been a very up and down spring so far.. some lovely days and some days windy and cold.
I actually thought it was snowing today as I could see all white things flying round outside and then realised it was an apple blossom tree about in my back shedding its lovely petals with the wind.. was relieved it was not snow grin
Hi Robt,

Is that why they call them the "Oregon Ducks"?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Yeah Single, then you would have some live "quackery". rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hey N,

Maybe I could start a duck pond?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing Jim, you can be glad 123butterflies aint here to comment,,, she would have said: f@#& the duck...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
gentle
That is a good one!!...lol...wine laugh
Good one mate
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