Bad Things To Tell Your Wife
A commercial boasted that its product could help people live ?pain-free in their golden years.“Am I in my golden years?” my wife, 63, asked.
“Not at all,” I assured her. “But you are yellowing fast.”
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“Am I in my golden years?” my wife, 63, asked.
“Not at all,” I assured her. “But you are yellowing fast.”
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Comments (6)
So how long have you been divorced now?
Count yourself lucky that she has not been a widow for that same period.
You seem to be aging gracefully! I don't detect any "yellowing" in you!
I hid all of the weapons before I made that comment!
I can see by the way you speak to Wallops that you're a man who learns by his mistakes.