Can anybody tell me
Is the place in America called Area 51 or area 52,
is it a real place/places, has any one seen them ?
And now the joke.
A tiny dyslexic alien lands, Goes out and about on his mission of exploration.
upon returning he notices a large crowd have discovered and gathered around his landing site. Unable to see over the tall human shoulders.
He approaches one bystander and says;
"take me to your Ladder"
I know, I know !
Its a bad joke
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I liked your bed joke
The plot thickens !
Nobody seems to know.
How are you, Yes I seen a bit on UFO's.
We dont get any here in Ireland
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So nice to see you today, I hope all is well.
PS Keep an eye out for this guy on CS
He'll promise you the universe and take you on a journey but you will only get probed in the end.
For information of course
We had a District 6. With the USA being so much larger, it is quite conceivable that they will have an Area 51 and 52.
I agree, why not future proof the site
Have probe will travel.
Hi Ken,
Very informative
People still gather around a distance away to see strange lights I hear.
Where is the new location. ?
I just googled District 6,
What an amazing bit of history
Was this a hidden theme to the sci-fi film District 9
Will have a good study on District 6 pretty soon.
I will,
maybe we will have a few romulan ales together
Note also, with the change in US laws regarding contractors and the military, it is not necessary for the new location to be an actual US Military Installation (i.e., reported to Congress annually), or even inside the territory of the US. Technically we could put it in Ireland and have it staffed by contractors (selected and supplied by the US) of RBS or Keen Nutrition and it would be decades before anyone figured it out.
Consider also if there is an area 51, may there not be also areas 1 through 50?
I believe it exists but I have never seen I have also heard a lot of poking and prodding goes on there
I am doing fine Non. Many things happening here.
Here is my own area for landing of small UFOs. I haven´t given it a number yet?
Non, some casinos consider seniors from age 50 and older. Others consider seniors from 55 and older. Some of these Casinos have Restrooms for Seniors only. lol. (I know, silly stuff, but just follow along, please).
Anyways, the stalls marked 51 are for going #1, and the stalls marked 52 are for going #2. And they have a sign in these Senior Restrooms, which reads, "Please be sure to wash your hands before going 51 or 52."
I thunk that's what I read in a tabloid magazine at the grocery store last year when I was on prescription drugs.. lol
How are you pal,
How many lunch breaks do they get in the hunger games
I love the idea that you included a maze to keep them busy while you mobilise the counter invasion force
Thanks for the nonsense
As for the twilight zone, Yes I log in quite often
no fee for using my style,
After all imitation is the sincerest form of flatulence.
I dont think the people of Earth could have a more fitting ambassador to welcome alien life to our home than you
True story that
I'll drink to that!
is it rude to toast with my beans
In fact, I have already made contact and they said they would drop in some time but, as you know, they have a completely different concept of time than we have!
"As for # 1 - 50
What about just area 0 and every other area being an inter-dimensional portal projecting other planes of existence onto ours wow
Perhaps I'm from one uh oh"
Well, that explains alot
"they have a completely different concept of time than we have!"
Yes time is blood of the linear mind
Yes "they live, We Sleep"
its the ornate legs and practical chest they are after