"ON THE ROAD AGAIN"..(13)

Look At That Way up There In Our Sky!...Its A Hot Air Balloon!(Its getting dark And as The balloonist Fires Up The heat..You can see The Flame Illuminate Our Sky)Ive yet to Go up In One..Maybe Someday
Oh My!..as i Clunk Along the Highway..whats That I See Up Ahead?..Its blue ..Oh;;Its Somebodys back pack That Probably fell Off The roof rack(Wasit til They get to Their destination And find Its not there(Hope there wasnt important Stuff In it!)
Youve heard of The "Little Old Lady From Pasedena"..Well I Almost ran into The "Little Old Lady from Scranton'(She came onto the highway doing 30 MPHs)And it took All of the distance I had To not Run her sorry A-- Over
Theres An Old gray Abandoned broken Down Barn Out There In The Vastness of nothing(With 3 Buzzards Just Sitting There Doin Nothin)
Saw A "Black Cat Run Across the Highway Way in front of me..When he got to The other Side he turned to look back From ZWhere he Had come from(Wonder Why?)They say its bad Luck If A black cat crosses Your Path.
I saw 2 separate sets of "Twin Trees"..Strangely Both Of the Sets were About 10 feet Apart From each other....1 set Of them Were Alive(Keeping each other company...And the 2nd set?..They Were dead..Maybe 1 Died And the other couldnt Go on Anymore?)
Its Hot And in The 90s In Indiana..Can Somebody tell me Why That car That just Passed me Has A childs "Flyer Snow Sled" On its Roof?
Ever get That Illusion On The Highway(On A Long grade)That you Are Going Down When Youre Actually going Up?
Thank God it was cars That Were In front And Stopped 2 Lanes Of traffic That saved This critters Life..It was "Snapping Turtle" Out there In The middle of the highway(Somebody got out And moved This guy to The other Side(Lucky turtle!)
Oh yeah..remember The "Black Cat Story?"
Well..I Guess Theres Something to it After All
Yesterday i got Stopped by The highway Patrol...He said I was Changing Lanes Improperly And Slapped me With A 130 Dollar Fine!
(I took the ticket With A grain of salt
DAMNED BLACK CAT!!!!!!!