LIVIN IN THE SOUTH

Any body who lives in the South MAY (?) have heard some of these before.laugh ...sharing for everybody who appreciates the humor ....and no offense meant to all people who live this Southern lifestyle! joy
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A possum is a flat animal who sleeps in the middle of the road.cool

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.wow

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words. professor

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?head banger

People actually grow, eat and like okra.dunno

Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South. wine drink pouring


Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.comfort

The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.:

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.grin grin

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.doh

You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.typing writing

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.thumbs upthumbs up

You know what a hissy fit is.banana

Fried catfish is the other white meat.handshake

Wakee don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!yay

You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH: happy place
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Comments (31)

Avias

yay Amen! Hallelujah Sistera
Hey AP Sistera...I was thinking of u when I wrote this...figured u would get some rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
Avias
I Know! Right....hug
It's fun talking that way. But! I can't!
professor But! I can type it.... laugh

Yawl! Come back now. Yawl hear!...wink
AP...Right, I hear it alot but don't do it much...got to admit the "Yawl" is taking me over tho!head banger
Avias
.....rolling on the floor laughing

And some will say it like this!
Yaw! Come Back. Yer here...laugh
"Y'all"...VERY useful.
It's the plural of "you".
"All y'all"...all of you (Obviously).
professor

cowboy
Guess I'm from the north confused
grin We could go on like this ...here's another "Pet it down right there"...laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Avias
Got dog!....rolling on the floor laughing

That Is A Good One.
Butter
Yeahhhh! North of the country...laugh
Mic...U really get the lingo!thumbs up
Pep I don't get it blues

moping
Butters...Just sayin here the things that we hear in this part of country where we live...the South..is like a different language!thumbs up
Avias
Yes! Miclee be talking it. He have my tongue tied, reading what he writes....rolling on the floor laughing
Butter
It's Counrty Spanish...wink
@AP....Could be Mic's been in the South at some time...enough to get it! Or its spreading North! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oh really pep, that helps moping
Avias....rolling on the floor laughing

I hope it doesn't get too far North. Because it can lead to turning West. Then President Donald! Will build a wall, around the people talking like that!...troll
Butters...We are talking/thinking like some of the people who we live around in the southern states...it's a regional thing that people have developed about ideas, customs and ways to talk. Most of us think it is funny and we joke around about being from the South if you feel, think or talk this way. grin
Peps...We are still free...not to worryjoy cartwheel happy place
But! Avias.
To me! It's Kind Of Cute.

And I always call it! Country Spanish.

Have you noticed how Robert say or type his words?...conversing
aviashandshake good blog missthumbs up hug teddybear
Peps...Yeah,I agree it sounds cute...laughing about it is alot better than crying ....Robt is one who really knows the lingo...his own kind...he's always funny! head banger
Hi Miss Teena...Thanks for stopping by..hope it sent you a smile!wave
Avail thanks for the clarification handshake so I'm thinking, also in the south their talk is different, as some woman may look like men as they do in the north.....professor

doh
Butter
No! Not all people talk like this. Not even in the whole USA. In the real world. I do not! I just does it here on the blogs! When I'm not serious. So To Speak!...conversing
Avias
Yes! Robert has it pack down to the T.

And over all!
I does sound like Country Spanish!...rolling on the floor laughing
Yeah Butters...Like Peps said...this is not all people in the South...just some do this and we all understand each other...we are really a great big family no matter how we talk or what we do!wave
Peps...You got it...now if we say CS we know what we mean, right? rolling on the floor laughing And got to say, I like "hissy fit"....I know my family used that one..if you were having one if those, you had better straighten urself up, quick! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Youin's had me a bit skeert there! laugh
Hi YouMe...Hope u enjoyed some of this silliness...bet you have heard alot of this too where u live! Thanks for commenting...no reason to be skeert....we are harmless! conversing rolling on the floor laughing
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