LIVIN IN THE SOUTH
Any body who lives in the South MAY (?) have heard some of these before. ...sharing for everybody who appreciates the humor ....and no offense meant to all people who live this Southern lifestyle!**************************************************************************
A possum is a flat animal who sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow, eat and like okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.:
Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You know what a hissy fit is.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
Wakee don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH:
Comments (31)
Amen! Hallelujah Sistera
I Know! Right....
It's fun talking that way. But! I can't!
But! I can type it....
Yawl! Come back now. Yawl hear!...
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And some will say it like this!
Yaw! Come Back. Yer here...
It's the plural of "you".
"All y'all"...all of you (Obviously).
Got dog!....
That Is A Good One.
Yeahhhh! North of the country...
Yes! Miclee be talking it. He have my tongue tied, reading what he writes....
It's Counrty Spanish...
I hope it doesn't get too far North. Because it can lead to turning West. Then President Donald! Will build a wall, around the people talking like that!...
To me! It's Kind Of Cute.
And I always call it! Country Spanish.
Have you noticed how Robert say or type his words?...
No! Not all people talk like this. Not even in the whole USA. In the real world. I do not! I just does it here on the blogs! When I'm not serious. So To Speak!...
Yes! Robert has it pack down to the T.
And over all!
I does sound like Country Spanish!...