English speakers:
Medical studies have made an important breakthrough after some international research.Orientals eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart-attacks than the English-speaking races
The French eat a lot of fat, and suffer fewer heart-attacks than the English-speaking races
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart-attacks than the English-speaking races
Germans drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of fatty sausages, and suffer fewer heart-attacks than the English-speaking races
The conclusion is obvious. Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is what kills you.
Comments (39)
Since Spanish is the most widely-spoken Western language, I think we need some Spanish facts in the equation.
Or to put it in Spanish - Puesto que el español es la lengua occidental más hablada, creo que tenemos algunos datos de españoles en la ecuación.
Would someone please tell me how to pronounce that? Gracias!
"You see that man over there? He studied languages in university, and has travelled a lot.
He us a funny linguistic"
Constipation is another word best mimed. Mime rules.
Que?
Que - is that kay? or quee?
In answer to the blog subject, English speakers should speak another language and we should teach English to people that we dont like.
at the mouth, separating the lips, might work across a Pub,
just not my thing.
I can think of quite a few people who deserve English lessons. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna take a few with me if I can
As you were.
I'm going to change my English Speaking language.....
Translator, don't let me down. That little joke just fell flat on its face if I didn't say got dog ...
Sorry.
I only write and 'speak' English on here. Most of the time, in real life, I communicate in Cantonese or Bahasa Malaysia, our national Malay language
Oh! I swear in Cantonese too and personally, methinks it sounds better
Guess who's back in town.