JimNastics Blog Post: Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:46 PM CST

JimNastics Stuart, Florida USA
Posted:Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:46 PM CST

My Apology


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I would like to apologize.
Now, I haven't actually done anything wrong and I don't have any intentions of doing anything wrong in the future either. However, we get car insurance and we don't intend on getting into an accident, right ? Well, I would like to apologize now, just in case in the future, that I ever do anything that warrants an apology. I've opted for the life long plan. I'd simply like to pay my wishes now and thus, be forgiven for any future wrong doings, or perceived wrong doings. applause
Naturally, this does not constitute an admission of future, past, nor present guilt, nor responsibility for potential actions done. scold
It also does not cover acts of God.angel
Nonetheless, I hope you accept my very sincere apology.
Indeed, make that very sincere apologies,
just in case you perceive more than one wrong doing. dunno
There. I feel much better. Don't you ?
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rubendario Hartford, Connecticut USA
Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:21 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Wow JimNastics!! This is some disclaimer you wrote here..complete with ultra super cute sad eyed kitty. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
thumbs up peace This might be a nice addon to the end of someone's profile - laugh rolling on the floor laughing applause peace
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ChanceAre kanagawa, Yokohama Japan
Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:03 AM CST
that's a good one and i like your other funny posts, too. thanks
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:57 AM CST
Well just so you know I forgive you in advance. I will not demand an apology from you just in case.laugh
Rayfilium kotka, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:04 AM CST
Hi, you who done apology or sorry for the sin of future,is a good act, but you should not do it ,before you make it!
why ?because is useless to beg sorry for the sin what you have not made. this it mean:like it make you siner forever.
And this is not true, because sin is not forever for you, as long as you learn the way,how to clean sin.
you should not be too soft or too sorry or too mild to beg pardon or apology when you have made no sin, because so sin will make you guilty even when you have not made sin,because such is evil who accuse falsely men and make them guilty when even they have not make sin.
So be careful to not be too much mild or too much angry, but as it need :in healhty:not less and not too much.
in other words:just to be okay good :like water not too hot and not too cold.but just good for you that you can bear good.

be blessed,
greetings,
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JimNastics Stuart, Florida USA
Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:17 AM CST
OK, I apologize for my apology. laugh
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scon1916 Ho Chi Minh City, Ho Chi Minh Vietnam
Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:55 PM CST
Apology acceptedprofessor
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Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:34 PM CST
AAs your friend you don't ever owe me any apologize. liked the kitty. never had been around cats much but a let a couple move in with me a while and they hae a one year old cat that looks a lot like this one. changed my opinion of cats entirely, he is a sweetie. nice blogapplause
bestat45 saint john, New Brunswick Canada
Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:03 PM CST
always a gentleman, even in advance. doubt there will be the need.cheers
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Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:34 AM CST
If you pay me $1000 I can accept your apology, oh....... but it depend on your wrong doing. May be you will do a big wrong. So it is better pay me $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for your all wrong doings in the future ok..yay
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calmheartseeks Fullerton, California USA
Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:50 PM CST
We forgive the kitty but not you. How dare you use that sweet baby to cover for you!!! (Just kidding, lol~~~!) laugh

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