Procrastination

I keep thinking of taking a course on procrastination but I never seem to get round to it.

The stallion and the mare were going to get married, but when the time came for the stallion to appear at the church, he got cold feet and failed to show up.
The mare hoofed indignantly, "The beast! He left me at the halter...
...and is probably out there with some cheap filly, horsing around.
But if he is that fickle, I'm better off not to be saddled with him for life.
I can do without the bridle bouquet!

The runaway groom was later found in a stable condition...dear me, we need to rein in this line of jokes or we'll risk making foals of ourselves !

Oi, don't get on your high horse and nag me!

And welcome to the annual plastic surgeons convention.... Nice to see a lot of new faces this year.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Just read a story in the paper about a local lady taken to hospital today after having too much phone sex. Surgeons apparently found an iPhone, one Nokia, two Samsungs, a Motorola and three different men's Siemens inside her!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I looked out my window and saw a guy in a black robe who was trying to clear the frost off his car with a scythe. So I thought I'd go and help.
"Stop," said my wife, grabbing my arm. "You're de-icing with death."

What really naff's me off, is when I see/hear people using big words and they can't even spell or pronounce them properly.
Pretentshush git's.grin
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doh laugh laugh
Good night wave
Hiya Jim. I really loved the first story about the horses as I work with them and know what they get up to. I laugh
Too funny jim.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jim.,,,,Clever, cleverlaugh grin
laugh GOOD STUFF KING JIM !laugh
The High Standard Of Intelligence and Comedy we have come to expect and Love
Maintained Perfectly here
Now l Think l can help you to get around to procrastination
I Just need to check one thing so please answer Honestly (This ls of Utmost Importance)wow

DO YOU DELEGATE RESPONSIBLY ?
(OR HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT ? )laugh laugh laugh

Manu7 thumbs up wave
Manu7,

When I worked, I was in management; consequently you delegate authority. Thanks for your comment.thumbs up
I want to thank everyone for their comments.thumbs up
lol, lol.

Laugher is so good for the soul.

hug teddybear
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