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I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next".I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
USA Today has come out with a new survey. Apparently three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
And the best one is:
Hurricanes are like women! When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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You have a Great Day,
Thank you kind sir! I hope you can use these!
Have a great day out in Saskatchewan!