Inanimate Love
Object sexuality or objectophilia is where humans are attracted to inanimate objects, They often feel love and commitment and believe that objects have souls, intelligence and feelings as well as being able to communicate.Ive blogged about shopping trolleys, Toasters and today Ive mentioned my collection of cheese graters. In my case it seems I am attracted to smaller domestic items, Ive read about women in love with concrete and one who actually married the Eifle tower
Having once dated a shopping trolley I know too well what happens when seduced by other objects, let's just say it ended badly when I had an affair with a coffee machine.
Im not saying I dont like women, I love women, I love everything about them, a woman's smile, their soft skin, their eyes and scent are man's gifts from the gods.
Lets see how many of you out there admit you like inanimate objects...
Comments (121)
Excuse my language ....
What a thing
Told my girl I'll have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburetor
So she made tracks saying this is the end, now
Cars don't talk back they're just four wheeled friends now
When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive
And another hit called:
What's this crazy little thing called? Love !
Better to cover all bases in case the cheese graters turn feral.
Although, if you ask me to bring an old toaster with me when I arrive for some vino, I might have my doubts.
Now I am not sure of you, as I have never ever seen female nor male trolley.
Have a heart map your testing our intelligance to the very highest limits.
Now trees that sure is a different story I love them all and can not but help smile and hug them, even kick
This is sense bet you cant put your ear to trolley and here it speak
Now when you touch little off shoots
I would own an Emerald city if i were a King
I must say I almost had a stonegasm when I found a good sized chunk of moldavite recently!
Cal, At least she showed commitment to her concrete wall husband before she was committed. I understand she is now actively seeking a new partner and has advertised in the weekly Walls magazine.
I also have Moldovite and raw emeralds.
Now like Redex I also love trees and all my plants in my garden..jasmin. .lavender..rosemary..and herbs..
That song, you know the one, where you always get the moves wrong or a beat behind the others? Of course you know it.
THE SINGERS DON'T KNOW THE DANCE THEMSELVES.
True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch this space. Video PROOF coming up.
Yes I know I'm shouting. But I'm SHOCKED.
You saw it first here.
All these times I've felt an idiot - for NOTHING -
They sketch in the M
and that my friends is IT
Oh, sorry Map, you can have your blog back now
Army shorts that flap in the wind.
But I have many in my house.
Biff...Flapping bits?
As the blog seems to have lost direction does anyone have any milk?, I have a bowl of weetabix but not enough milk, willing to trade for an old briefcase.
The knotted handkerchief on the head is optional.
any news on the milk?
Unl......I asked if anyone had milk, my weetabix is still too crunchy.