Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Jun 2016
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The Client

A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting.

When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news."

The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the good news."

"Your wife invested $50,000 in two pictures today. She believes they are worth at least $10 million."

"Well done!" the tycoon says with a big smile. "Good news indeed! You've made my day.

So what's the bad news?"


"The two pictures are of you with your secretary.


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Gypsytramp
Gypsytramp●Nederland, Colorado USA
Jun 27, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments
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robbyreal
robbyreal●Playa Flamenca, Valencia Spain
Jun 27, 2016●10 Blogs●771 Comments
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Good one Jim!
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Jun 27, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
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You know they're doing lab tests with lawyers now instead of rats? You know how it is. You get so attached to rats.
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miclee
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Jun 27, 2016●343 Blogs●10,584 Comments
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blues
It's so sad...
Just 99.9 percent of lawyers give the whole profession a bad name.
sigh....crying

devil......very mad

cowboy
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miclee
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Jun 27, 2016●343 Blogs●10,584 Comments
#5
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of Lake Michigan?
dunno
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miclee
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Jun 27, 2016●343 Blogs●10,584 Comments
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A GOOD START!! applause

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1to1to1
1to1to1●nbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada
Jun 27, 2016●11 Blogs●1,778 Comments
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Heres one, Whats brown and black and looks good on a Lawyer, A Doberman,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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miclee
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Jun 27, 2016●343 Blogs●10,584 Comments
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SHOOT THE LAWYER TWICE! peace

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1to1to1
1to1to1●nbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada
Jun 27, 2016●11 Blogs●1,778 Comments
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Miclee,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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chame1eon_again
chame1eon_again●Blueberry, Pennsylvania USA
Jun 27, 2016●6 Blogs●294 Comments
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When will they learn to do it with someone other than the secretary? So dumb/obvious. grin
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Jun 27, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks everyone who participated!thumbs up
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Jun 27, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks everyone who participated!thumbs up
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