Raven0 Blog Post: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:34 PM CST


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Posted:Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:34 PM CST

The Brick

So, I had this brick.
Yes, I said a brick.
I stole this red brick years ago, around the same time I was stealing parking signs.
(yea yea I know, me bad, now shush, back to the brick)
I was out for a walk (I do that allot) and I saw this huge pile of red bricks for this building, (ok ok, it was a neatly stacked group, not exactly a pile)
I saw them sitting there, and I had the weirdest thought.....
"I want a brick!" That was the exact thought I had.
So, I took one.
I had this plan, I would get everyone who was important to me, all my friends, to sign this brick, and when I finally got around to builing my own place, I would shove this brick with the foundation blocks.
All my friends, my foundations.
My brick had more than a few names, and most of those names are no longer worth the marker fumes they sniffed as they signed the damn thing.
So, now I have this usless block, with names of people who screwed me over(money,matieral possesions, whatever you could screw someone about, it was done to me)
People I would just like to blow up, in a raging ball of flames, and, yes, bricks too.
So, now I wonder, how do I blow up one brick?

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javahacker diamond bar, California USA
Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM CST
I recommend that you get a hammer, I am sure you might steal one some how. and you pound the brick into dust, yes dust i said, once it is dust, you go back to the building from where you stole the brick and sprinkle the dust all over the foliage and dirt. this way the brick actually returned to whence it came.

and as far as your crude friends, this is what will happen, the good ones, will go into the ground and remain part of the foundation, while the bad ones will eternally blow away in the wind and be lost for ever.

thats my suggestion....
hee hee.
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CHILLICHOW johannesburg, Alberton South Africa
Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:16 AM CST
Words of wisdom Java!
Very nice!
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mindfful London UK, Chicago, Illinois USA
Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:52 PM CST
why am i not surprised about the street signs?

i knew on some fragment of a level we were kindred
beyond our love of language


just keep the brick
paint it yellow

grin
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Wednesday74 Central, Florida USA
Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:00 AM CST
Hmmm....I like the yellow brick idea....yellow bricks are way cool. They always lead you home, or so I'm told. Yep, you should paint the brick yellow and put it in your garden. Gluing some shiny things to it would be fun! applause
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CaySea Follow the yellow brick road, Western Australia Australia
Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:17 PM CST
Im for the painting it yellow too. It would be a great start to your yellow brick road thumbs up
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glassedoverpain New Iberia, Louisiana USA
Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:38 AM CST
Hmmm, probably the most devestating way would be to take a small chisel and try to make a hole down the middle, it doesn't have to be perfectly round, just something where you can get some powder in there. do the same thing on a long side. Plug the end of one side with dirt or something. Now take the M80 firecrackers and empty all of the powder into the brick until it's full. Use multiple M80s if need be. Take the long fuse from a pack of black cat firecrackers that lets you light the whole pack at once and pull it off and drop it into powder in the brick and plug up the last end so that the powder doesn't come out. Take a lighter and have fun. I've actually done it before. You got to be careful not to crack the brick in half when doing this so it's best to use a small chisel or device to make a small hole. Remember, 1 M80 firecracker is equivalent to about 1/8th of a stick of dynamite. Beware of flying shrapnel.
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:26 PM CST
^
oooo, I like that idea too.
Yellow brick road sounds fun...
but
I have a whackload of explosive fireworks that I've never used.
grin

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