Woman gets revenge on coffee creamer thief
A woman who was fed up with her coworker using her coffee creamer without asking sought revenge by filling the container with her breast milk.According to The Sun Newspaper, the woman who identified herself as "B" waited until the end of the week before she taped a note to the cream.
"Good morning," she wrote, "To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week... Surprise!!! You've been drinking my breast milk. Hope you've enjoyed - cheers!"
She added, "P.S. It's organic. So no worries."
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She got revenge...
by substituting the milk of one species...
with that of another?
And this made the news?!
Have special herds of dairy cattle to produce milk specifically for our children.
Feed these herds marijuana.
Classrooms would be very calm and orderly...
...with no need to prescribe potentially harmful drugs to treat a host of newly identified maladies which were formerly grouped together as a single syndrome colloquially referred to as 'childhood'.
It sure looks that way.
If she had done that, they would of had a "sh---- outlook"!
I agree with you, pretty lady!
There was one cattleman in the area who was regarded as the best of the best...a cattleman's cattleman, if you will.
His beeves put on weight extraordinarily well, consistently brought the best prices and were easy to work with...for some reason.
Beef raisers in several states wondered at the secret of his success.
My buddy grew up; went off to college.
Extra-curricular courses in botany introduced him to new species of flora...one of which he recognized from back home.
Seems the 'cattleman's cattleman's' spread was located adjacent to a WWII hemp collection site...where farmers took their hemp, which the government paid them to grow to provide fibers for the war effort.
Of course, the Cannabis had escaped to the wild and was growing rampant all around the master cattleman's place.
Long story short...the beeves were born stoned and never drew a straight breath in their lives.
Which, of course, explained their weight gain, premium prices...and docility!
There ya have it, y'all...the secret to becoming a cattle grower renowned in several states.
And also quite wealthy.
True story!
Soooo...This stuff ain't legal...why?!
Back when I smoked and had a job as an industrial welder, I'd keep my pack of ciggies and lighter away from my work area for safety reasons...sparks flying.
I always kept my pack and lighter positioned a certain way and one day I noticed they had been moved. The next day I brought in some extreme hot sauce, over 3 million scoville units hot, and swabbed some around the filter tip of a cigarette...positioned it in the pack so it was partially exposed...
It wasn't long before I found out who the culprit was, as he was screaming every profanity imaginable.
He never stole from me again after that day.