Common Disorders
I personally suffer from a number of common disorders:-Short-skirtitis : Creates inflammation of the phallus organ resulting in phallo-spasmo.
Narco-mammil :- Dreaming of female nipples.
Schizoid scottylogdrop :- The habit of speaking in a Scottish accent in the bathroom.
Neuro caffineitus :- The mental need for far too much coffee.
Gynopexy:- Fixated on women, includes labia-phago (to eat)
Blogsympo:- The need to comment on blogs.
Do you suffer from any disorders?
Comments (78)
Hello Map
Brilliant!!!
Errrrrrrr............has it occured to you that he might not wanna be treated/cured??
He actually kinda enjoying them especially gynopexy....
And narco-mammil too
I think he must want to be cured, even if subconsciously
Nobody would post about such disorders unless it was a cry for help
Yes, all of the ones you suffer from plus:
Eyebogglecrosseyeditis - when I'm on the beach here in Costa Blanca
Posterior fixation of the optic nebulosa: when I'm on the beach in Costa Blance
Chronic drop of the lower mandible - you guessed it..on the beach in Costa Blance
Involuntary hardening of the corpus cavernosa - caused by any of the above
Or maybe I just can't resist lying spreadeagled on couches.
Another disorder I have is wittering on interminably, cos it makes me giggle to sabotage blogs (blogsympo-tage)
The first step for a rehab is to admit you've got issues.. and you have!
I think he was in that retreat allweekend.
Kitchentableitis - Dreams of being taken on the kitchen table whilst cooking the dinner.
Could you elaborate on this disorder please Map?
I am unsure if I suffer from it or not, just want to be certain.
Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind...what can I say?
You may have cured her Mapacusis.