Gypsytramp

Gypsytramp

Jul 2016

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Brussel Sprouts and Eejits

Eejit: "I hate brussel sprouts"

Me: "Why do you hate brussel sprouts?"

Eejit: "I don't hate brussel sprouts. They just have to be prepared a certain way"

Me: "How do you like brussel sprouts prepared?"

Eejit: "Why are you asking me that question? It's none of your business! Don't you have anything better to do?"

Me: "Sorry, just trying to make conversation. You brought up the brussel sprouts, I was trying to show some interest is all."

Eejit: "listen, I don't want to argue with you. You go pick your fight with someone else"

Me: "What are you talking about?"

Eejit: "I am too happy and enlightened to lower myself to arguing with people!"

Me: *wanders away and mutters, "what the f*ck am I doing with my life?"

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 28, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

What business is it of yours whether they hate Brussels Sprouts or not?
Mind your own business!

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

I'm so confused. I thought they wanted to start a conversation about brussel sprouts.

I guess I better get a life.

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Yes, that's just about right, Map!

How dare you have an opinion different from the eejit. Just won't do, you know.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 28, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Gypsy, why would they want to start a conversation about Brussels Sprouts?

What makes you think they want to talk to you in the first place anyway?

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Gypsy, You are not being reasonable, I dont want to argue with you or Molly but you are wrong, I am always right.

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

I know, right, Molly? Only thing is they put it out there for anyone to comment on it, so I just dove right in. It was a mistake, looking back.

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Map, I think you are wrong, but I'm not here to argue with you. I value peace above all else, you know.

Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Jul 28, 2016●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

People like that make me glad I limit who I talk to

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Molly, She is always like this, starts a conversation that she has no intention of talking about!

Len05●Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium

Jul 28, 2016●18 Blogs●307 Comments

these vegetables are ruining the world. time to get rid of them

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Len, I wonder if the eejit would agree with you. It seems there are some inconsistencies in the opinion of that one.

I unequivocally do not like brussel sprouts, though I am willing to admit that I have not had them prepared in every single way possible. Does that make me wishy washy, you think?

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Molly, you are pretty much the antithesis of the eejit.

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Track, you have such a good sense of discernment and restraint. I need more of that.

Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Jul 28, 2016●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

Partially, and the fact I'm just not a people person lol

I like you though

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 28, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Oh, and by the way, I actually don't mind Brussels Sprouts

I par-boil them, coat them in honey, and then pan-fry them

so there

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

I agree with Len, they are a terrible thing, they just produce toxic gas and are very self serving for a supposed vegetable.

Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Jul 28, 2016●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

And brussel sprouts are pretty good, but the best is asparagus

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

I love asparagus, Track! Yum!

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Molly, Do they not feel pain when you par-boil them? The have some rights just like Eejits have some rights!.

But the honey thing sounds interesting, But I am a traditional person with values and will only boil them.

Len05●Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium

Jul 28, 2016●18 Blogs●307 Comments

there is a reason people / children don't like them.

I think they are okay.
i'm always open to explore all possible positions and share them with you.

no idea about eejt, normally they avoid me

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 28, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Map, are you saying I have no values because I don't boil them?

Who are you to say I have no values, and that your values are the only valid values?

Try saying valid values whilst drunk and I'm sure you will fail.

Are you saying I'm an alcoholic just because I mentioned alcohol?

Please leave my blog

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

I refuse to eat them as I have principles, but like Master Track and Miss Gypsy I do quaff a lot of Green Asparagus, I wont give too many details as its private but I have a patented way of cooking asparagus, basically I just stir fry them with a little butter and olive oil, black pepper with oven roasted red peppers, Like I said I wont go into details.

daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●2,126 Comments

Oh I love Brussels sprouts..yummy

Do they come from Brussels?

Spaniards don't buy them here..it's only the Brits. .and I.

rockingchair●st louis, Missouri USA

Jul 28, 2016●272 Comments

I thought people who can't afford meat eat plants?

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Daniela, Ive no doubt you will like them, they are slightly better than frogs legs and snails

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 28, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Rock, Brussels Sprouts are a meat by-product.

They are vegetarian poos.

Calypso51●Thurgau, Switzerland

Jul 28, 2016●800 Comments

Map....

....
I also won't go into detail....but....place asparagas in plenty of water.....bring to the boil adding a lump of butter, salt and sugar....
Thats...........how you cook asparagus......

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Cal, I am not the argumentative kind, I am peaceful and gentle, but my way is the only way!

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

There are too many people commenting on my blog. Don't you people have lives?? I am only here to tell it as I see it. I don't need attention.

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Doc, it was a mock-you-mentary.

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Gypsy, some of us work from home and can stay logged in while having another life on Facebook and twitter

notadoctor●Dublin, Ireland

Jul 28, 2016●1 Blogs●178 Comments

Consider me mocked. *Convalescing in the burn ward right now.

Yep same as Maps re perennially online

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Doc, not you 'you'. It's more the royal 'you'.

I will not have brussel sprouts today. I will not, I say.

Enjoy the rest of your day, ALL!

Calypso51●Thurgau, Switzerland

Jul 28, 2016●800 Comments

Come on Map....

....after pulling a couple weeds in the garden...and making toast....we deserve some internet time.......

oldblue54●kaitaia, Northland New Zealand

Jul 28, 2016●76 Blogs●1,148 Comments

Who said you could post a blog about sprouts ?
Your not pretty or smart enough to argue with me about anything !
So get off my blog .
I'm the only vegetable expert on CS

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Priceless.....

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Red, you got it.

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Jul 28, 2016●5,763 Comments

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Red, Its not just the Ozone, its hazardous to men too

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GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

You all are making me laugh so hard!

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