Posted:Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:18 AM CST
SUPERCAT!
I'm living with Supercat.
It's true, I really am.
Just a few moments ago, she open the people door all by her'self, little kitty paws on a big mean door handle, and not a lever one either.
Yes, I am living with Supercat, her secret identity is a secret, but I know this for a fact, because I live with her.
I share a place with a super being, a could be super hero, no, wait, a Supercat hero.
Just last week I saw her rescue a baby from a speeding shopping cart and a maniacal bag-boy.
She says she did it for the milk, but I know it was because she IS Supercat.
I'm living with Supercat, it's really true, last night there was a bomb threat in a parisian shopping mall, she was there to disarm the explosive, using only her claws and a swiss army knife.
Yes, its tough to live with a super being, when she yucks up a hair-ball, she's outta there like a speeding bullet; a cat shaped bullet.
But yet, she seems to magically appear from out of thin air, when its time for food.
Supercat lives where I do, and I know it for a fact, she saved a ship of fools from the evil tuna industry, and their harpoon guns.
She jumped from ship to ship, using her super cat jumping powers, and a life raft filled with Meow mix. Though she says she did it for the fish. I know she did it beacuse she IS Supercat.
In my houset, I live with Supercat, and it must be true, just a few moments ago, she opened the door that was shut tight, with just her little kitty paws.
It's true.