Too Much coffee?
My blanket fort has been evacuated; Time for coffee, Coffee bar is full.Coffee ingested in groups of three, you wonder if that passerby is into vajazzling
Perhaps the coffee is far too strong, I begin to ponder:-
Revelation! Turn a ladder upside down and climb down things.
Is your sister an only child? Did Gloria Gaynor survive?
Is that a Kangaroo? No just a skinny greyhound having a shit.
As the sun rises you hear that Lionel Ritchie wants to know if you are looking for him.
You read of Social Justice Warriors making Idiots out of themselves.
You light another cigarette, will it make me dumb?
Shoplifting can result in Jail, Jail as a male will enlarge your rectum.
Would I eat Breast Milk Cheese? Surely it’s the similar milk, so yes why not.
Do you remember wedding vows? A..E..I..O..U doesn’t sound right; perhaps the cigarettes should go in the bin.
Ponders the lost art of finger pointing and if Wi-Fi can be set up in donuts.
Conversation amongst the other patrons seems to be tractor related...yawn
Methinks, too much coffee, *googles rehab*
You ever have far too much coffee?
Comments (33)
I suggest a little jail time
Good for self reflection and to enlarge the circle of your friends
Yes, a cup a day for five days in a row when I used to only have a cup a week at most!
Anyhoow, nice to see you again.
Wedding vows? Hmmmm......mine was in read out by the Indian priest in Sanskrit during a traditional Hindu wedding.
I got the translated version only after the wedding!
Although I have no doubt that the cats and birdcat would also energetically join in the eating frenzy.
Payback
I was wondering where you were!
Being one of five sisters, two older and two younger, sometimes I feel like an only child, almost like I have nothing in common with them. I've always been a loner
Good to see you back
I had an ex who said the only reason he wouldn't rob a bank was that he was too pretty for prison
Your too funny...and sounds like too much coffee consumed...but with smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee...your not constipated...lol...
Don't think 3 strike rule is in effect here .ask molly she's an authority on everyrhing
Judge Molly, Please explain the 3rd strike rule to the general prison population and those out on parole...Thankyou.
Hope your ok
1 out of 3 ain't bad I'm working on the other two