Lukeon
Lukeon
Oct 2016
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Some Prayers Are Answered...

Story about a h*rny Parrot.

A woman had a female parrot which kept saying: "Hello, I am very h*rny. Do you want to have some fun?"
The woman was frantic, so she went to her Pastor to find a solution to the problem.

The Pastor said, "Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the bible and pray all the time. They will be a good influence on her."

So, the woman brought the parrot to his house and put her parrot into the cage with the two male birds. She squawked, "Hello, I am very h*rny. Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looked at the other one and said, "Put away the Bible, our prayers have been answered." laugh

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Hope everyone has a great weekend. I will...cheers
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Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Oct 15, 2016●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments
#1
laugh laugh laugh

You too have a great weekend, Lukeon wine wave
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righthand
righthand●longwood, Florida USA
Oct 15, 2016●38 Comments
#2
That picture is the proof, why everyone hates Trump!
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Wizardglick
Wizardglick●Burlington, Ontario Canada
Oct 15, 2016●384 Comments
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wow rolling on the floor laughing
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righthand
righthand●longwood, Florida USA
Oct 15, 2016●38 Comments
#4
Wait, I'm hoping that is not his daughteruh oh
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Lukeon
LukeonOP●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Oct 15, 2016●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
#5
Not sure if this statue was in memory of the H0rny Parrot..laugh

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GreenHouseAt
GreenHouseAt●Frühlingsfeld-Südenboss, Rhineland-Palatinate Germany
Oct 15, 2016●35 Comments
#6
Sometimes preachers have the best influence. Lol

We already know that from Dusty Springfield.
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Lukeon
LukeonOP●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Oct 15, 2016●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
#7
Thats his daughter Ivanka I think...dunno
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GreenHouseAt
GreenHouseAt●Frühlingsfeld-Südenboss, Rhineland-Palatinate Germany
Oct 15, 2016●35 Comments
#8
@righthand It IS his daughter.
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righthand
righthand●longwood, Florida USA
Oct 15, 2016●38 Comments
#9
Lukerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I was afraid of that, after I posted my first comment.
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Wizardglick
Wizardglick●Burlington, Ontario Canada
Oct 15, 2016●384 Comments
#10
Love that Springfield song.thumbs up She was so intimidated
by how good Nashville musicians were at the time, she recorded
her lyrics in New York.conversing
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GreenHouseAt
GreenHouseAt●Frühlingsfeld-Südenboss, Rhineland-Palatinate Germany
Oct 15, 2016●35 Comments
#11
@wiz Ach, really? Interesting. I didn't know that. You have enlightened me... So it's a NY preacher son song, I see. Lol

Perhaps the Big Apple inspired her to give the apple to the preacher son...
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Wizardglick
Wizardglick●Burlington, Ontario Canada
Oct 15, 2016●384 Comments
#12
It is a southern song for sure.thumbs up She was just nervous
at the last minute at recording it with those guys.
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loulou77
loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Oct 15, 2016●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments
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Luke

Too funny...gotta love the religious...laugh grin
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GreenHouseAt
GreenHouseAt●Frühlingsfeld-Südenboss, Rhineland-Palatinate Germany
Oct 15, 2016●35 Comments
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@wiz Aha. Then Southern apple and last minute call in the Big Apple... Southern preacher sons seem to be hotter, must be the climate. The heat around them. Lol
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Oct 15, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
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Good one Lukelaugh


Here's to more of our prayers being answered wine

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GreenHouseAt
GreenHouseAt●Frühlingsfeld-Südenboss, Rhineland-Palatinate Germany
Oct 15, 2016●35 Comments
#16
It has an icestuous note, yes. They are obviously very close but it can be harmless.
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