Talking with a friend...
Two men decide, hell...it has been 25 years since we went to a strip club together, let's do it. So they jump into the car and head out.Along the way, they reminisce about the old days. The man driving the car brings up the story the friend never likes to talk about...but the driver loves bringing it up because it gives him a chuckle. Hey Bert, do you remember when you stole my car? lol Son of a b*itch, you always have to bring that sh*t up. The driver just busts out laughing and that conversation goes on for ten minutes. After some other old stories and about 20 minutes later, they see the red lady shaped neon light. Both with smiles, they proclaim, "we are here."
They both walk in. There are about a total of 10 people there, and that includes the three ladies working, the bartender, and that includes Bert and the driver.
Bert is a little hesitant, kinda feeling insecure...the driver suspects. He chooses a seat at the bar as farthest away from the stage. The driver is like, "screw this...lets go sit right next to the stage at that table." Ber is like, "whatever man."
The first younger lady walks up and the two friends start up some shallow chit chat. I mean, they have never been in a strip club in 25 years and here is an attractive half naked lady approaching. What do you really say in a situation like that. Not to mention, Bert is already nervous. He left his girlfriend at home...actually, she told him he can go out with his friend. But, I question if that included going to a strip club, even though in the past, she already said that she would accompany the friends. Bert took that as a green light for the current two friend's visit.
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From what I was told, Bert was texting her on the way back their homes.
and....
Does Bert actually go and meet the lady again?
Would Robert starve himself for a day, given the $3 experience the driver had?
First of all, "admit to nothing."
Second of all, it was Bert and the driver in this story.
Do you still have her phone number and did you call her and get down?
I gotta send you a copy of 'the Birds & The Bees book'.. and also a 'How to pick up women book' so that you can start getting them phone numbers and some action. Yeah!
Them books are of no help to me, because I read, but I can't see so well anymore.
Boy Robert, I really think you would have enjoyed the scenery....the way it sounded. I know I would have found it interesting if I were there.
Kinda sad at that age to be having a girlfriend (not a wife)
You made me feel bad. Okay, I-I'll try to get a life and some kind of wife or at least a body pillow.
I do understand where Calm is coming from. I agree with her. It is sad a man in his 40's or older is single or just has a gf....but, such is life for many out there. We are no longer living 20+ years ago. But, being single has it benefits too....as well as being with someone has its benefits as well.
But Robert...
"of course I know them" ......you are one of them....
I think I know where Calmheart is coming from too, California, I think.
As for the benefits of being single at my age? I don't know. Maybe if I had millions of dollars like you do, it'd be different. But, I don't know. Well, at least my dog likes me, when I feed her.
So, that's why I thought it would only be traditional to add the beer part.
huh? Smoking grass, seeing what he already has?
I know what I have, but that picture that once circulated of me bathing in ice cold water didn't help me any with the ladies.
Hey guys....sorry, just got a call from my brother.
Thanks for the fun on this boring Friday night I am spending at home right now.
I might be on later...but have an early morning.
I'm not supposed to tell you this, so keep it a secret, okay. And remember, you didn't hear it from me,
But, the other day, CH put up a Bachelor Auction blog or something like that.. and anyways, you and I did not get even ONE BID... and we were on the clearance aisle, 70% off!
That's what I heard.. and I felt bad. But then after one of these -->
thanks for the fun blog and the laughs. Have a good night and a great tomorrow. See ya, for now!
Calm...you are right about the holes. He is a great friend of mine and I tell him the way it is, and he knows I mean well. He is afraid of a marriage commitment, at least that is what he told me once. He was married once before and it ended terribly he said.
Ian,
I am not going to say American women are difficult to date....some are and some aren't. There are plenty of beautiful women here though.
I would say, it depends on your surrounding.
If you are in your 40's and living in a college town/city, it is a little more difficult to date. There are a lot of high value men around.
If you are living in a small populated area where not a lot of money exist and you keep yourself well-kept, it is very much easier to date.
It is very clear that Johnny is "the driver".
I bet you have seen it all. Each one to his own.
You should have lots of stories to tell.
He has seen a lot from his particular vantage point.
But its a big, wild, crazy, amazing world out there.
So true, it would be unfair and unwise to say or assume such a thing.
My deepest apology Ian...lol
As far as wasting my time here, I agree to a certain extent. As far as a place where women out number the men....
This place is a good place to fill the voids when it comes to socializing/bs'ing. ...and you never know, love can rear its head at anytime in one's life. Sometimes, it comes across as a complete surprise. So, you never know.
Thanks buddy.