Today has been Cancelled

Due to lack of interest today has been canceled, please leave in an orderly fashion and go do something normal, woman and children first, T-shirts and other memorabilia are available in the foyer.

I might not be bothered in replying if any of you choose to remain here, so go...

(PS Santa is not real)
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Yes It's up and down and down and up on the new cs
Hi Map, I'm leaving to cancel some of my yesterdays. Erase whatever....laugh handshake
snooks, you still here? surely a vetkoek and rooibos picnic at the vaal dam is preferable.

(There is not much wrong with the new site, people has the dumb at times and cannot cope with change)
Mm.,People can't cope with change.

The Vaal dam is too far away. Driving is not my favourite sport.
Snooks, perhaps make a puddle in your back garden, use tiny plastic boats and squint your eyes and it will look like the Vaal, for added realism put jam on your shoulders to attract flies and wasps, I recommend Koo Melon and ginger as it attracts a classier fly.
Snooks... by not useing the word 'some'...you are putting us all into the same box....
Change is good....
Mm. Very inventive. I don't tend to go to some places more than once. U have ur likes and not.
My granddaughter is saying just Map, you could be the Santa.laugh
Cal. Change grow on u.
Hi Cal, Thanks for dropping by, Change is good, Imagine wanting to wear the same clothing all the time? Sales of denim dungarees will drop and put some poor 3rd world people out of work.

This new site is good, embrace it!
Bloody...I was offered the job, I declined as there were too many Clauses in the contract. grin
Snooks, Open your front door, walk to the street and just go, go anywhere, say howzit to a stranger, and maybe open your eyes and see a brave new world out there, the 1820 settlers did not travel to your area without a reason.
Mm. Joburg is a business city. We r not retired and work when we feel like it here, like u.

Why don't u follow ur own advice. Go jump in the pool, or is it winter there already. Then jump into bed with a book, and the electric blanket on or sit infront of the open fire.
Snooks, Im doing all that without the electric blanket, Im off to sleep as I may or may not feel like working next week, maybe I will learn how to communicate with spiders and need my rest.
Mm. Depends on the size of them ?

We r having a very hot day, not a swimming day.
Viva change, viva! laugh

Dear god, some people have an excuse for everything! doh
I don´t mind today being cancelled so I can go back to bed and read all those interesting blogs from my phone.

I´m not afraid of change as I came out of my comfort zone years ago and am quite flexible.


You mean to say that Santa doesn´t exist? wow
Change is good.

Change is necessary.

I'm not going to cancel today though. I'll just do something different joy cartwheel joy
R-So-e I am dumb am I, can't get used to change can I notfrustrated your dam right of course in this world I would rather be dumb and just hug trees all day.

I do know you love trollies and there is a big heap down at the dump near me, you could console them in your efficient waybanana banana
Molly, That's pretty much the point of this pointless series of words joined together in a pointless way.


Red, No direct accusations were made about anyone having the dumb, however hug your trees they are easy!
and I have no feelings for trolleys in Winter, they are just cold and emotionless.
Map,what do you mean Santa isn't real!!dunno
myhome, he has never visited me and I have always been a good boy grin So if he had brought me just a lump of coal I would believe he exists
Map,that's why I never got anything from him because he doesn't exist...crying crying laugh
Red, lets make up, I will virtually pop round with some chips and beer hug
myhome, that's true, I think it's just having mean parents rather! I did get a fancy set of oxtail bones from my Granny on xmas, they still had some meat and the jelly bits on the ends, a feast and toys...I was truly blessed that year.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT about fish and mushy peasconfused
Map,I didn't oxtail but I did get a lump of coal one year...hmmmm. And as I think back that was rude..laugh
Red, OK, bit of cod, chips and those smashed up pea things, I suppose you want a serving of the batter bits too?



myhome, I have dreamed of a lump of coal for xmas, maybe it was rude in your area but in mine it was a status symbol, better than a new bicycle. Perhaps if you still have it you could put it ebay and get a load of cash to spend on yourself this year.
Definitely, map scrampshins (batter) is a must. I would be a cheap virtual take me out meal. No need to deliver I eat whilst walking rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dancing
Can we please cancel tomorrow? help
Mmmm fresh cod and chips but must be home made

Leave out the mushy peas barf
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