Alternative New Year Resolutions
Why bother with the normal crap you think of...1. Dont go on a diet, eat lots of greasy unhealthy food, eat cake instead of bread.
2. Dont give up smoking, smoke more, try cigars or a pipe.
3. Dont bother being charitable, keep your hard earned money.
4. Dont exercise, use the new equipment to hang your clothing on.
5. You wont go to hell if you dont eat fish on Fridays, so eat it when you like or just dont eat fish.
6 Drink a lot of alcohol, enjoy it, hangovers are fun and an excuse to eat fried food.
7. Take up all offers of sex from strangers, accept with grace and STD's are curable.
8. If you think you are another gender, man or woman up and dont be a sissy.
9. Log out of this Cult each day, dont live here it will hurt your brain.
10. Take a google IQ test and become a smug genius, dont assume you are.
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Comments (28)
I don't see any good reason to take a precious half a day off work if it isn't going to last the full afternoon
It would be more productive to do it in the office
Do not worry if i move 3 or 4 times in 1 year
Keep eating fish and chips on a Fri or Sat night.
Drink 2 bottles of beer instead of 1 glass (real ale) that is
Accept a date meaning good intentions
Hug more trees in 2017
The list goes on but afraid animals not included human or otherwise
Well I have a lot of guests coming from Madeira and Australia and this will be the menue.
The Mopane Worm, also known as Imbrassia belina, and is fried until crisp(very fatty) it’s a staple food for many people in Africa. These little worms can grow quite large given a chance, which they rarely are nowadays.
If you’re grossed out by Mompane worms, you probably won’t like this little beetle one bit. Served chiefly along the West Coast of Africa, this dark-coloured bug is eaten dry as a crunchy snack. The bugs are caught and have their innards squeezed out before being baked or fried until they are crispy.And the final sheeps head with slap chips, washed down with a glass of hot blood.ENJOY
Most of them don t go anywhere ,more than something to talk about. After awhile a person gets tired of listening to nonsense, and yes I m turning into a miserable old man.
Besides increasing my Kegels routine I haven´t think about New Year resolutions yet, I´ll take your blog as a reminder and definitely I´ll make mine one of yours: log out of this cult.
Hurting my brain could be the worst thing ever happen to me.
As for me.. I never wait for the year to end to make resolutions.. if I feel something needs to change I start then and there..