The Ongoing Tale of the Tail

A week or so back I had a meltdown on a blog when I saw a quite long, very bald, Tail whisking out of sight behind my stove.

wow

and some kindly souls here suggested leaving the door open so the poor wee timorous cowering beastie could escape into the night. I reported that I found a tiny turd on the kitchen floor after I did so.

I now have to believe that the rat sh*t itself, turned tail and fled back to the stove when it saw the horde charging in through the open door. moping

I bought poison (yes, I know. I'm sorry. I don't like killing things either) in blocks about an inch square and left one out on the washing machine (about an inch clearance from the counter - safe from the cat and dog.

First morning the poison had two tiny scratch marks from wee teeth. Awwwww. I moved it to near the stove. About half an hour later I wandered back into the kitchen to get coffee. It had gone.
wow
Second morning the replacement treat had gone, as had the one left on the washing machine
wow
Third morning both were untouched. PHEW.
Fourth morning both were gone
Yesterday, both were gone.
wow
This morning there was a scratchy little note saying 'thanks but does this come in any other flavours?'

Long story short, can anyone put me and the dog and the cat up for Christmas? moping
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Comments (22)

Careful what you eat around there! Animals are more clever than most people know!
They've probably got a little lab going where they detoxify the stuff moping

And yeah, put aside the poison to sprinkle in my sugar bowl

Although - that would be biting the hand that feeds them, so not THAT clever ... confused
If your mouse ate the poison and then your cat ate your mouse uh oh

I hope you thought this trough!
We could have fun with 3 dogs and a cat laugh
Nathan, neither the cat nor the dog touch small dead animals.

The cat plays with them until they are too exhausted to play any more, or have limbs sticking out at odd angles. He gets bored and wanders off. The dog will sometimes finish them off but is very disappointed when there is only one squeak.

They then both wait for me to tidy up with dustpan and brush.

Its nature red in tooth and claw in this house.

NEXT time I buy a tortoise as a housepet.
Molly, oh, right, I didn't think that through. The cat thinks he's a dog, sometimes, but dogs are rarely fooled uh oh
Cats are well able to take care of themselves

I'd be more afraid for the dogs

laugh
I never even suspected they were in my house until I saw that horrible tail, and then I blamed the cat who, as mentioned in comments, brings living toys in to play with them.

Now I'm wondering how many there ARE

And where I can get a more effective cat
I will take you all in, Biff! In a heartbeat!!! rollers dancing dog cats meow
Dream! But hang on, you're getting ready for the visit of the century so you'd be turning us out just when we got comfortable! laugh


Thank you, poppet hug
Wow your cat is amazingly non predatory.
I read that feral and house cats kill up to a billion rodents and birds per year.
Not your guy though.

* laying around eating lasagna and watching Garfield.
Nota, he's even ginger. And portly.

He's a complete rubbish as a cat, I've seen him bring a shrew into the house, and let it chase him out.

Leaving me to try to persuade the shrew to leave - phew. Scold like a shrew is called that for a reason uh oh
Oh wow GT I love those alternativesI although apart from the tiny mid-floor turd they never mess in sight, and never touch anything. If the poison didn't keep disappearing I would assume long since done and dusted.
That aluminum foil one got me. I have bitten down on that stuff....don't ask me why...lol. It gives me the willies just thinking about it.
wave I have learnt mice are a very social creature, if you see signs of one mouse, there are probably his family ,and neighbors of his close by,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing There were a few times in past where I wished I had only one mouse problems,confused
Oh Map I tried warning them. If you tell ants to go they will.

Fact

Rodents? Huh. Roll their eyes and say 'make me'

However if you have mediating skills, or know a pied piper, please pop on over. Mi casa es su casa. blues
haha! Or to vlog about it! A CS version of truth or dare! grin
1to1, that's what they tell me at work. No such thing as a single mouse.

Which is sort of why I went poison instead of traps - bad enough a mommy rat taking poison home for the kiddies, better than them starving to death because she was killed.

Actually I don't like thinking about it either way. I just want them to go AWAY.

How did you get rid of your lot?
GT - ooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Yessssss!!!!

Vlogs doing the unbearable!

rolling on the floor laughing
I used traps indoors, and monatered them steady, and used poison outdoors, (when no other animals present)
Finding out how a mouse got into the house, and eliminating that access helps. When cold weather hits pests are looking for winter lodging well ahead of time. I know here when we have a wet , cold fall, mouse traps fly off the store shelves, Talking to people with similar problems will get you thinking,
Half the time at least small animals enter the house courtesy of the cat. When I just had the cat I set the cat flap so that he could go out whenever he liked, but he could only come back once I had bent double like the world's oddest bouncer and peered through the flap at him. If there was a wing or tail hanging out his mouth, nay chance.

However the dog was a different matter so I have a large door flap now and they both come and go at will. As do the creatures of the woodland, apparently.

sigh
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