What really went down with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
You might call this another 'cold case.' I think we might have enough evidence here to press charges againstall those other reindeer. You know the ones I'm talking
about..Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Donner,
and Blitzen. It's a clear case of school yard bullying. "They
laughed at and called Rudolph names. They'd never let him
play in any reindeer games." What's up with that? Were
they doing all this stuff behind Santa's back? I first
suspected the reason behind all this bullying by the other
reindeer was because Rudolph had a very shiny nose.
It was jealousness I tell you. Just plain jealousy. And
I plan on hauling the whole bunch of'em to court.
Or is this not politically correct?
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