It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!!
YOUTUBE The Story Of FestivusYep! December 23...FESTIVUS!
The most irreverent, sacrilegious, un-commercialized holiday that celebrates dysfunction...rather than deny it.
SO...
Rummage through the crawl space and drag out your Fetivus Pole.
High Strength-to-Weight ratio Aluminum. Stacked PBR cans are acceptable. NO ornaments...tinsel is distracting.
Make out your list for The Airing Of Grievances!*
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Get in shape for The Feats Of Strength!
Prepare your Ketchup Smothered Meatloaf or Spaghetti Platter (Marinara is an option for y'all vegans
)My personal favorite is
Fill your hip flask!
And remember...It cannot end until the Head Of The Household is forcibly pinned to the floor!
LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN!!
EXPECT YOUR FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!
*Airing Of Grievances - Special Blogtown Rule...All such Airing shall be done via PM.
As is all too well remembered, Grievances got a damned good Airing on the blogs a short while ago.
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its baby jesus's birthday
Mic...
Suddenly rather glad I'm planning a quiet Christmas, just me, a few imaginary friends, in my own little world (where I am in charge and can murder anyone who doesn't play ball AND write about it)
And now I must dash, I hear rumours of a mustard ring and must learn more.
They were valuable ya'know
They didn't quite live in a mansion afterwards , and Joseph didn't give up his job
One wonders