Is It Time For A Nursing Home?

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an elderly person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the tub."

"Oh, I see, so a normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup, right?"

"No -- a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


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GJ,...........wave rolling on the floor laughing cheers
rolling on the floor laughing I can not tell jokes-can I make a copy of some.They're always the "gotcha" kind. doh rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks Scotty!cheers handshake
Sure Ash! Do what you like!hug thumbs up
That's funny Jim...rolling on the floor laughing
Good one Jim
keep out...once you go in you don't get out.
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Heh Jimmy
Nursing Homes ...Will Bleed One To Death
Monetarily That Is

At The Minimum

To Stay In A Nursing Home

Will Cost................. 330 Dollars A Day......................detective
Hey everyone, this is a joke! I am not going into a nursing home!
I know that.laugh
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