Unknown
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Jan 2017
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never date a woman who owns a horse...

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1) the horse always comes first
2) they come home covered in horse hair
3) They smell of horse hair
4) they get up very early to clean out the stable..so early morning sex is out of the questions
5) they get big asses
6) Horses cost a bloody fortune !

Instead..marry a horse...
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lan158
lan158OP●dubai, Dubai United Arab Emirates
Jan 10, 2017●116 Blogs●667 Comments
#1
..oh and normally the horse is cleaner than they are..and you car will be full of straw, hay and smell of leather care products....barf
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Proficiency1
Proficiency1●Montego Bay, Saint James Jamaica
Jan 10, 2017●1,188 Comments
#2
Everyone is different may be you should fly over...ask her out and then you can prove if your theory/perception is correct.wink dunno
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lan158
lan158OP●dubai, Dubai United Arab Emirates
Jan 10, 2017●116 Blogs●667 Comments
#3
I have cousins that have horses..and all my comments are true, i would not date a horse lover..now horse power lover..thats different.
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 10, 2017●2,126 Comments
#4
What about a woman who works and cares for horses?

1. HorseS come first as they are less demanding and give you unconditional love..

2. 3. Not true!

4. Not true and definitely NOT true !

5. I don't !

6. TRUE. .that's why I can't afford them.
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lan158
lan158OP●dubai, Dubai United Arab Emirates
Jan 10, 2017●116 Blogs●667 Comments
#5
1. is true..therefore guys...avoid horsey people..grin
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luvontherocks
luvontherocks●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA
Jan 10, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments
#6
yes it's all true, except the big a**! I have 4 so I have even less time for a man who wants to control a woman's passions and dream but most of all her time!
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luvontherocks
luvontherocks●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA
Jan 10, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments
#7
Oh and I can afford all mine!!!
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Jan 10, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#8
I hereby solemnly promise never to date a woman who owns a horse...professor
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luvontherocks
luvontherocks●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA
Jan 10, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments
#9
Right on D!!!
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Jan 10, 2017●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#10
Molly! You don't know what you're missing. roll eyes
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luvontherocks
luvontherocks●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA
Jan 10, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments
#11
Avoid me Eleg?
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Jan 10, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#12
Biff, but you don't have a horse heart wings
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Jan 10, 2017●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#13
Luv, no! OP said to avoid horsey people laugh
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Jan 10, 2017●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#14
Molly, I would say I still love to ride but the comment should probably go onto your blog grin
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luvontherocks
luvontherocks●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA
Jan 10, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments
#15
Ahhhh gotcha!!

I'm just a bit protective of my 4 legged family members and jumped the gun! Sorry...
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luvontherocks
luvontherocks●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA
Jan 10, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments
#16
Real men ride horses!!!
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Jan 10, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#17
Biff, I knew you wanted a ride!grin
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 10, 2017●2,126 Comments
#18
And powerful motorbikes too..which are easier to control I suppose?
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 10, 2017●2,126 Comments
#19
Ummm..I like the picture you're painting. Biff .love
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Proficiency1
Proficiency1●Montego Bay, Saint James Jamaica
Jan 10, 2017●1,188 Comments
#20
Dan
I like that picture too.
I like to see a man in controlblushing
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 10, 2017●2,126 Comments
#21
That's right P.
Like I said in my last blog I like a man with cojones. love
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luvontherocks
luvontherocks●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA
Jan 11, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments
#22
Ian, you mean cover it up! professor
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